Difficult one. He wants to end his life because its shit
But he can still read the books of Stephenie Meyer, appreciate the music of David Bowie and the films of Michael Bay. He can go to a gallery and take in works of art created by Tracy Emin. He can travel and take in the rich cultures of countries like Iraq and Zimbabwe. Perhaps he should stop trying to die and start trying to live a bit.

Alt. Rice, Pasta, Potato, Mushrooms, Beef, Chicken, Milk, Tomato, Chilli, Basil, Sugar, Egg. The milk is cheating because I would use it to make cheese, cream and butter. Oh and delicious curds and whey.
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sorry...

Did you put Michael Bay in there for irony purposes?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)

you fucken stupid or what pal?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*hearts*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*clicks*, more like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Yes I am, thank you for asking...

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

soz i shouldn't be mean to the new people
the whole post was 'lolironic', meyer, bowie and bay? gtfo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Sorry...

Did you ask me that question for irony purposes?
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Ha ha!

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Morning!
To be honest I new the Bowie part might be debated but I might be safe on the others, except with AA because he actually think Armageddon was a good film.
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

*facepalms*...

I never even knew that was one of his...

Fucking hell.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Well fuck you very much
I enjoyed it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Don't worry
It's not the end of the world or anything.... oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

*feels fine*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

as did all the other girls

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

"We don't want to pay taxes again.....ever!"
Phahahahahahhahahaha
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Ha. I nearly called you on Stephanie Meyer
But then read the rest...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

But I like Bowie...

/is old
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, me too, but we're in a OT minority on that one.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Lorks, I'm so out of touch with the youth...

Sorry, erm...'wiv da yoof'...is that the appropriate pronounciation noawdays?

*does 'flicky wrist' thing*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

oh dear...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Me too!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Shut it, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Quick hide,
Monty's coming
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

BOYCE SMAAAASHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)