I got so pissed on free cocktails and beers a couple of weeks ago
that Lusty and I had a row about my mum's windows and I stormed off and stood in the rain.

What. A. Prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:48, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hahaha!
You tit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Your Mum's windows need licking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Gayest argument of all time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Was your stance that they were "fucking shit" and hers that they were only windows.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

i suspect Monty prefers the open source attitude of Linux
whereas Lusty likes the corporate stability availible with windows.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Yes it was.
Almost exactly. My brother and I are ashamed of our mother's 750 grand house because it has plastic window frames. This makes us cunts.

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)

It is much nicer to have wooden ones
but upvc is far more practical
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Vile and wrong.
Proper non-council windows for me, please. The heating/draught benefits can get to fuck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)

There should be sufficient warmth provided by using analogue stereo equipment.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)

cheaper
mahogany with double/ triple glazing is what's practical
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

She's right you know
It does.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

It's quite possibly the ugliest house in Winchester and our mother really does know better.
The Victorian terrace she had before was ten times better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I love that you're still trying to have this argument

( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:20, Reply)

There is no argument.
*stands in rain*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I'm with you old chap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Haven't got a brolly on you, by any chance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)

How about some waterproof trousers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Depends on the brand?
For value I favour the Peter Storm, however the gusset on the Sprayway brand is more flattering. For elastication it has to be the North Face, every time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:31, Reply)

He's going to storm off in a minute.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Haha you liability.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Ahahaha you fucking wanker.
proper lol here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

you know what keeps you dry when it rains?
windows.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)