I got woken up by the fucking dogs.
I hate my aunts's dog, it never stops barking. We're looking after it for a week whilst they're in Monaco. Who the fuck goes to Monaco? Them apparently. I'm so tired. It's been barking non stop since about 3am.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:53, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've been to Monacco.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

As have I

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I've never been to me, though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Me too

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Tell Jeff to fuck off out of your house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Oi!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Well you've been hanging out the back of Barry's King Charles Spaniel since 3am
If you don't give up now it'll end up even more boss eyed than before
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Grace Kelly?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)

one way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)