Yeah like I can afford stairs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you can't dispute the facts, its all there in black and white

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I find it _really_ strange when I go to people's houses who have stairs indoors.
What I used to not even think about, is now quite a big thing. I always think to myself that they could get an extra room in if they just used a ladder.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I have stairs for the first time
it's pretty exciting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Oak stairs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

sadly not, my standards are clearly slipping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Have you moved?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

he's annexed the polish people downstairs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)

He has no need for them now that he no longer has oak floors.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

he's locked them in the bathroom with a canister of zyklon B
problem solved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

At Easter time, I have a duplex now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I prefer lego

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)

you idiot, it's a wrestling move

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

You know you're proper posh when you have two sets of stairs that go into the same floors.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

or a winch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

or a pole
they could feel empowered everytime they went "upstairs" for a shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)