I watched some of 'Attack the Block' last night.
It was mildly engaging but the acting was 'bare shit blud innit doe'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:31, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i saw it too, it was eastenders level acting
i don't like seeing stage school kids doing london accents, it's shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:32, Reply)

also, aliens with luminous teeth, no eyes
who hunt by smell and sound, but can't hear or smell a woman leaving a room because she doesn't have female alien pheremones on her?

fuck off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

and also why were they attacking the things that smelled of the female?
surely they should have been trying to fuck them instead?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Aliens, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)

and where the hell did those little boys get the petrol to put in their water pistols?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)

and when they were hiding in the bin, why the hell didn't the lighter blow their water pistols up?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)

They're inner city London kids
they probably had some left over from the riots last year.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)

the film was shot before the riots
UYOU IDIOT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

i bet you feel foolish now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)

You're right, I do.
What WAS I thinking?
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)

But it was set in the future.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

when was a date given?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Scene 4 there was a calendar in the background, it had the year 2022 on it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

pffft
you're ruining my life
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

*gets away from her you bitch*
/film
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Superman could NEVER fly, I mean it's SO UNREALISTIC , I hate it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

man +gran
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

course he could, he was an alien who abided by the rules applied to him within his own fixional universe
its not like he could make picnic baskets with his mind or anything
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

That would be patently ridiculous.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

and when he wasn't make-gingham, he'd be off saving the world

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

What rule made him the only person to which the gravitational pull
of a solar body (to whit; the Earth) would be ineffective?
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

his extremely dense molecular structure, apparently

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Density would make him more susceptible to gravity
not less. I think.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

you're thinking too literally
in superman's universe there are rules that allow his kind to fly, in attack the block a completely shit and easily defeatable and stupid alien seems to have evolved purely to be killed by children
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Yet they still have the capability of interstellar flight.
Which no kids from Lewisham have, as far as I know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

they were fuckwits
there were a few moments in the film where i thought to myself, why doesn't the alien jsut attack now, or do this now, they'd leap about like gorillas and then suddenly struggle down some stairs

and why didn't that bin one just open the lid?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)

And the BFG was a lying cunt and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I watched BBC4's Julius Caesar last night, it was bloody brilliant.
Caesar was losing by about 8-0 at half time, but when Antony came on as a sub, the match went to penalties, etc.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

BBC4 is superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I hope you watched the prog about saxon art before the above.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Tonight is iplayer night by the sounds of it.
I was trying to play pissed-up Scrabble before trying that film.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I quite liked it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

i found it engaging but the plot was pretty thin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I enjoyed the film, but their faux Jamaican patois annoyed me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

AND ALSO RIGHT, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
all the white people survive, and the only surviving black guy gets arrested at the end

?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Tht Joe Cornish is an awful racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

BURN JOE CORNISH
BURN THAT CORNISH DAIRY ICE CREAM STUFF
BURN EVERYTHING CORNISH, EVEN THE PASTIES
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

AND ESPECIALLY PILLIEJOE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

YES AND HIS FIRIGID WIFE WHO PUTS OUT AT WEEKENDS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

that's when the second home owners are around you see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I probably deserve it
Their are a lot of racists here, I'm not racist though, I like Jimi Hendrix
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

They all are from down that way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)