So I'm off to York in a couple of weeks for a long weekend with the mrs.
Can anyone suggest anything good to do while we are there, such as things to see, restaurants to eat in, pubs to drink in etc.

I promise I won't say thanks for any good advice.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Go to the Jorvik centre it's ACE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Is that a serious comment? Vikings could be interesting.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You obviously weren't here yesterday
I remember going about 20 years and it was meh...

Kroney got dumped for taking a bird there as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Okay, I'll give it a miss and go to the railway museum instead.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)

The boat trip was quite good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)

^^ This
A cruise down the Ouze.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

The railway museum is ace, seriously.
They have fuck off massive old trains, it's brilliant.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Yorkshire Curd from Betty's Tea Room.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)

That sounds like a venereal disease.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)

No it doesn't.
"I've got a bad case of Betty's Tea Room"?

Actually, that sounds like one too, which ruins my joke.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)

and betty's tea room sounds like a euphemism for old lady vag

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Can I have extra clotted cream please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I heard that's what you call yours.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)

it's got a blue rinse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

That explains those demonsrations in sanitary product adverts.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

My wife got really angry with me last time she was on her period
In fact she totally lost her rag.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Up her caverous vadge?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Nakers is married to TGB!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Small world!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah! If you don't mind queing up for five hours.
You'd think they put heroin in their cakes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Is it that popular?
I was there in...when did I tell you all i went to Yorkshire? September? October? It was busy to sit in, but the shop section was fine. We just went and ate them in the sun by the Minster.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Every time I've been to York there's always a queue for the restaurant part.
Bloody forrins innit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

It's tea and cakes.
Overpriced. For the old and senile.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Why not just go to the pub/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Yes, go and punch Plumdozer in the face.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I'll distract him by pretending to be interested in shit music
and then, when he's explaining the difference between funky house and deep house BAMN! MUTHAFUCKING FACE PUNCH RIGHT HERE!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)

This plan is flawless.
And when he's kneeling in tears picking up the shattered remnants of his front teeth you can deliver the death blow by explaining that 'sadcore' is bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)