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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Massive power cut at my brother's wedding led to an acoustic set by Dexy's Midnight Runners, I went out for a smoke.
alt: My cousin got so pissed at our Grandma's funeral he barfed over the buffet.
alt alt: lost 11 teeth on my 10th birthday. We played blind man's buff, my brother stood behind a concrete fencepost.
altaltalt: I am making a model and watching movies, so grand ta. How are you Q?
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absolutely delightful, thanks TCTDwhat sort of model are you making?
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And he's stuck a picture of Al's face on itso he can play out his rape fantasies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:01,
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one of my own creations, out of polystyrene and what not, coming along nicely.
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Jesus, how did you hit a fencepost hard enough to lose 10 teeth?were you playing blind mans bluff on a jetbike?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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Mass x speed = velocityEDIT: mass x speed = momentum, ie because bobby is so fat he didn't need much speed to knock out all of his teeth.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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You were incorrectly implying bobby was fat by mixing up velocity and momentum.velocity=speed + direction
Momentum= velocity and mass
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then it should have been Mass100 x speed / impact = 11 teeth missing from fat face
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velocity multipled by mass is momentuma half multiplied by mass multiplied by (velocity) squared is kinetic energy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20,
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Ah.that explains why I couldn't get your mum off the bed this morning then, not enough momentum
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Right enough, I'd sayher wheelchair weighs at least 100 kilos, it's the batteries.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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I got distracted by the word "sucked"alright, petal?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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Briefly, I fear.I might be back tomorrow. WHO CAN TELL?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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you mean momentum.velocity is just speed in a specific direction
but, yeah. granted. Still, I only lost four teeth from an impact the maxillofacial surgeon gleefully pointed out would have killed me instantly had it been two inches higher. Ten seems ... careless.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02,
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i'm pretty sure he didn't mean that film with guy pearce being forgetful(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
It'd be a right cunt if you had to tattoo anything you forgot onto yourselfI'd be a mess.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:18,
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My brother hit a kerb with his face when came off his skateboardafter travelling full pelt down a 1 in 4 incline. He lost two.
I am baffled at Bobby's shitty tooth strength.
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