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On a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a cunt is Andy Murray?Alt: best and worst smell?
fucking hell I am bored.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:48,
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Which is what I expect from someone shorter than me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:59,
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Are you one of the little people with those irritating high pitched whiney voices and stubby arms and legs ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:03,
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Meet me for a beer and find out. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:07,
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oooh, Rory, you pulled(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:08,
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Nah, I just don't think Rory would ever stop hiding behind his keyboard and meet anyone from here. He doesn't want anyone to know he's the one living in a bedsit in Corby, dining on Tesco's Value ready meals for one and only venturing outside to sign on.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:12,
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Oi! if there's going to be any extra marital jiggery pokery then I'm first.(
girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:09,
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Soz, it's a personal rule not to b4sh, too many fat chicks and heartachelook at what b4shing did to poor barry
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:14,
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all the cool kids are at work(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:03,
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you could make those prosser phone calls from home of an eveningfor some extra pocket money
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:06,
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No, I meant as in 'fully poseable action figures', because you are the same size as them.(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)
I love my mini.I miss the extra boot space but it's not a major problem.
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:10,
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Ha!Now I've put weight on again I may need the old car back.
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:14,
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Aw! What do you drive now?I've still got the old BM parked up at my parents place.
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:17,
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mlmini was totally great for parking, a whizz at handling, pretty economical, and even the run flats were pretty handy; everything an ml isn't
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:20,
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Volvo's are indestructible aren't they? (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:36,
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From personal experience (as a passenger)They don't do too well against dry stone walls.
Mind you, if I'd been in a less substantial car I might not have been writing this now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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About 8seeing as he does stuff for 'charity' and that. Otherwise it would be a 10.
Alt: best is Chanel No 5, worst is fresh peppers. *boaks*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:25,
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Babies are nice when they're clean and snuggly and all powdered and nice.When they're dribbly and pukey and shitty and screamy, they can fuck right the fuck off.
You're right about sweaty men, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:31,
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He is the sole reason I support Scottish independanceAlt: Best smell, a newly powdered baby. Worst, the reason for the best.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:26,
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24?I don't know who he is.
Alt best-cologne and sweat on a man
Worst-cadaver
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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Andy Murray is the sole British tennis player who may one day win a match(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:31,
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He's a very good tennis player, travels the world, has an extensive asset and property portfolio, does more than alright for himselfeveryone's well jelly
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:34,
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He's incredibly consistant.He's always ranked fourth in grand slam tournaments and he consistantly comes in 4th in pretty mch every grand slam tournament he enters. It's quite impressive really.
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You are right about the smellsI feel that as a Man I must battle daily to avoid smelling like a moshpit at a GWAR concert.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:39,
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My nephew has just hit puberty.Thankfully we've finally convinced him he needs to wash regularly.
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:40,
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That's good timing. Or else you would have had to get him into Warhammer in a big way
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:49,
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Warhammercauses boys to release a pheromone or something which makes them STINK. Also very unattractive to the ladies.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:58,
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It come out of games workshops on a weekendwafting over the pavement
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:35,
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by battle you mean wash? Its a delicate balance between the two, sweaty mixed with the cologne or deodorant, at the end of the day oh my my my
but just plain unwashed masked by cologne is not sexy
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:46,
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your best and worst smells....did one follow the other?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:03,
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*shrugs* never met himalt: best: darkrooms, bacon, whichever deodorant it is that I occasionally buy which instantly transports my memory to the mid-late 90s.
worst: the creepy man with the puffed out, puss-leaking fingers who used to come into a shop I worked in 12 years ago...*shudder*..I've not thought of that in years and it's making me feel a bit sick even remembering it. bleaugh
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:41,
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Not as bored as I am.I've got some HMRC and contract stuff to wade through this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:45,
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Alright, Battered?I have a cologne that I try to use sparingly as I believe it's the best smell on the planet. I wore it today and instantly became 50% sexier. Fact.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:06,
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Very well thanks. 50% of fuck all is still fuck all btw.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:09,
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You probably shouldn't of posted that.Captain Hindsight away!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:16,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho&feature=related
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:16,
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aaaaaaaaalllllllllllll byyyyyyyy myyyyseee-eee-eeelllf(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:27,
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(that was a gamble, I couldn't remember if it actually was from that film)(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:30,
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apparantly you don't look like a fatter, shorter, hairier version of Eastenders Heatheri need more intel here
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:32,
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I don't know who you meanI've not watched eastenders in about 15 years
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:33,
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I aint either, but a working knowledge of characters most people possessi know my Billy Mitchell from my Mark Fowler whenever I see em out and about
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:36,
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it's a cesspit of internet sexiness(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:36,
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Oh great look it's kroneyCQ aint gonna post now his qotw nemesis is here
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:29,
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CQ posted last night, so that flounce didn't last long(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:32,
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yeah it was hit made up flounce, following on from the raging success of his made up banningi'm expecting a made up suicide in the forthcoming weeks
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:34,
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Apparently he won't post in the day due the 'bully boys'. What a prick. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:35,
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evidently the humourus tone of that didn't come across(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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kroney's posting, can you at least respond to him pleasewe need some bridges of communication and understanding here
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:44,
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quick send him a gaz about his ex wot dumped him(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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Bullying the internet out into real life, RoryOne housewhale at a time.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:32,
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\o/FAVOURITE NUMBER 2 !!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:37,
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also kroney has posted above you (I'm assuming he's on ignore here)(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:38,
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soz, yeah, I should pay more attention to this forum really(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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I'm not ignoring anyonein either sense
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:43,
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Oh man, I'm not an internet hardman anymore :(This thread has been a disaster.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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you'll always be a prick in my eyes kroney(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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fairs fair, he did bully you into deletion(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:48,
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It was a particularly passive aggressive flounce. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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Oh yeah, I've been strutting aroundwith my hand down the front of my trackie bottoms and my cap on sideways and everything.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:48,
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I'm going to have to wash off that tear I drew under my eye in biro now.I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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These trackie bottomsPolyester with stripes or velour?
I like to sub-classify sub-classes.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:56,
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I have no interest in Tennis so couldn't rate himBest smell - Ambre Solaire on a hot, tanned body.
Worst smell - BO - there's no need to stink. Try washing!
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Best: the perfume we use at work in our rip-off of Head & Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo.As we're doing a lot of work on anti-dandruffs at the moment I'm smelling it a lot. It's a lot sharper and richer in neat form than it is in the product.
Worst: backed-up drains. Makes everything smell of shite, rotten eggs and all sorts.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:28,
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So your worst is the smell of Gonz?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:34,
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Wouldn't know, never met him.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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You don't need to, just drive through Enfield. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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There's like over 330,000 people in Enfield, you'll have to narrow that down(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:51,
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Evening.First of all Andy Murray is not a cunt, cunts are useful.
Good smells: fresh coffee, baking bread, allure by channel, your own farts and napalm in the morning.
Bad smells: a burnt out clutch on a track day, the 6 female's that lather themselves in cheap shitty perfume on a Fri. night out, the sweaty chav on public transport (B.O. and skunk). Venice and other people's farts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:39,
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Tennis is shiteBest smell - old growth Woodland just after a spring shower.
Worst smell - the battery chargers at my old old place overloading. I couldn't go near them without dry-heaving.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:41,
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Wow.It's rocking on here this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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we're all still reeling from barrystockgate(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:54,
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what?I miss all the fun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:55,
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barry burnt stunneds house down, with his wife still inside(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:56,
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And stole the ashes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:57,
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needless to say ... etc etc(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:58,
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what really happened?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:00,
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Jeff.I'm going to be off soon, too. Just waiting for some "aquired" telly to finish downlo...er..copying to back up from the dvd I totally bought.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:55,
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I'm watching Bullseye on Challenge.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:56,
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It's sympathy posts, Batts bored(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:56,
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That's your answer to everything isn't it?Y'OK, Canine Copulator?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:59,
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Yeah, I'm okay.I'm getting bored though. I might have to buy some new shoes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:00,
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Did that the other dayWaiting for them to arrive or get lost by the post office.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:02,
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Shoes are cool what type?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:02,
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Probably just some that'll be suitable for work.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:03,
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9" heeled stilleto boots sized 10?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:07,
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One on tall stories?Ironiclolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:01,
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