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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you're all alternative biggers, why do the kids have flesh tunnels
apart from making you unemployable and looking shit and leaving saggy flesh in your ears in later life what else do they do?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:36, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
They give her lovers the sex horn.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
It's a place for Darths cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
chicks don't dig flesh tunnels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Chicks dig scars.
And you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I've got scars.
Nobody ever dug them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
it's all in the backstory

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I intimated you were dull earlier.
I take it all back now I know you have badass scars.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I know this.
Eyed up twice this evening. First time by a redhead milf, the second by a fit alternative bird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Is 'alternative bird'
code for 'bloke'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
nope.
Rockular type.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I'd have one
but I have massive ear lobes anyway. I have to tie them behind my head to stop them getting in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
isn't that where your chesticles are kept out of the way

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
no, I tuck those into
my combats' pockets
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
FLESH TUNNELS, COMBATS, POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
YOU'D TOTALLY FIT IN DOWN THE DEV
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
dev?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Devonshire Arms.
Gay bar in Camden.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1294/Devonshire_Arms/Camden
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
It's a pub, or something.
I imagine it's short for 'The Leperous Deviant' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I wish I was cool enough to go down the dev.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
WE SHOULD ALL LIKE TOTALLY B4SH THERE
FUCK THE PIER, i'm still going though
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I had flesh tunnels for a while.
It's like Marmite. You either love them or hate them. I've always loved the idea of tribal scarification and body adornment.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
you'd love those made up 'tribal' celtic and maori tattoos that any number of people between 1994 and 1999 got, despite having no idea what the fuck they stand for
still it's one up on arm barbed wire... just
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I like the ones in Chinese script
that read 'licenced Shanghai prostitute' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
that was the next golden age after the tribal tattoos, 'meaningful script, made more meaningful by being in a language that they didn't understand, but would forever be knowing of it's true unadulterated meaning, so empowering the bearer'
like a thick cunt in a tattoo parlour in droylesdon would know or give a fuck what he's inking just above some fat slags heaving arse crack
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Oh, now there's a mental image I didn't need.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Think what you like Rory.
Water off a duck's back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)

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