Publishing assistant thing
Reckon I'd be good at it. I'll have to send in the most perfectly grammar checked covering letter though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Post it on here and see how many grammar pricks enjoy picking it apart.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Oh man I will totes destroy it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I think my grammar is better than that of most of the posters here.
I'll send it to a friend who edits for a living.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

your so arrognant

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Typical tory, eh?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

my grammar is the best, way better than your grammar
my grammar makes the best tiramisu, and she beats everybody with her wooden spoon
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

My job involves masses of copywriting and copy editing.
I just pretend to be a spastic on here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Oh? You're making use of your degree, then?
Good for you. I'm not.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I'm not either
and mine was in IT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Ha!
PD did the same degree as me, at the same university, at the same time and, as best we can tell, we never met.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Ahh, I see
I've never used anything from my degree in 20 years of IT.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Apart from a PC

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Hard to make a degree out of
"never trust what a user tells you" and "it's almost always the user being thick".

Not a full three years' worth, anyway.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

My degree is BA (Hons) Spasticity.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Or the Naked Ape Memorial Spakdegree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

"Wats up yo im rite gd at inglish.
i have a degre & any fule kno i have the skillz 2 pay da bills.

Urs,

Amberl"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Likin' dis

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

its well gud u kno

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

It's like you're reading over my shoulder
Do you think I should include 'peace out mutha-fuckerz'?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Absolutely.
I'd also throw in an innit or two for good measure.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Done and done
And if I don't get the job then bitches be tripping.

Edit: in fact I could probably claim some sort of discrimination
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

If you don't get it, send them a follow up letter:
wat's up wiv me not gettin da job issit. i got rites, u kno, hooman rites & u r well aht of order & i am gonna su u.

u well harshed my buzz & i hope u die of a rottin fanny.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Yeah boi.
Remember to start with "Dis 1 goes out 2 all da niggaz that passed"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Perhaps a mandatory soundtrack?
I could include a line 'this won't make no sense less u listen to 'fuck da publishers by CRASS-1'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)