she's a former ballet dancer
and at the risk of sounding like a dirty licker, she has the best arse you've ever ever seen. so actually the heart looks ok.

the annoying bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:27, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

when you say best arse and ballet dancer in teh same sentence i go :\
cos any fule know ballet dancers be tiny, but blokes like a bit a curve on a bum

its you women and your stupid ideas about attraction again
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)

ah well, she's not been a ballerina for about 10 years
so she still has the long, slim legginess but also has arse and tits.

i have no idea why we are friends :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)

i dunno either, rach
you just keep talking to me no matter how bad the bullying :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)

you're not even the worst thing on here any more
sad sad times
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

bloody plumdozer, ruining it for everyone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I'm the worst on here now?
sadtimes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)

it's not all about you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

The followup single from McFly?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)

It's a sad day when I am happier with Bear Pookie and his horrible intolerance than I am with dozer and his appaling music taste.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I'm finding your lack of tolerance of differing musical tastes quite upsetting.
And PD has got quite good taste in some areas.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Thanks Tangles.
Funny how a man with possibly the most conservative tastes on here is such an expert on popular music.

Kelly Clarkson lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Since he's been gone tastes have improved

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Rainbowlols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)

No, it was a kelly clarkson joke
maybe if you had slightly more diverse tastes you would get that.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Al, I know who Kelly Clarkson is, my 12 year old niece likes her, as well as Twilight shit. She loves that kind of childish shit, what with being a child and all.
What I was doing there was acknowledging your love of cheesy rock music like Rainbow. I was adding another layer to the pun, and also illustrating how conservative your tastes are. And I have played SingStar, so am acquainted with the modern masterpiece which is Kelly Clarkson's song. How diverse am I? MEGA!

I shouldn't really have to explain such things to a maverick QOTWer like you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

How does that illustrate a conservative taste in music?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Well, if having the same teenybopper taste in music as a 12 year old girl is cutting-edge and wide ranging, then it's fine.
If not, then you are either: a tedious prick who likes American Idol winning, lowest common denominator shit; or a grooming paedo.

And having a fixation on rock music performed by middle class white men in a homoerotic manner is quite conservative too.

I really can't be sure here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)

The grooming ones are probably a bit better than the kidnapping ones
At least the kids get to feel good about themselves for a while first.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Wait a second, you're saying that in order for your taste not to be conservative
that the only things you are allowed to like are things that nobody else likes.

Is that really what you think? Only I thought I'd better give you the chance to backtrack here if you want because the conclusion I've drawn above is entirely consistent with what you said in the post above.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

IS HE BEING WRONG AGAIN?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I don't want to throw that accusation around Quints
But I do think he sounds like a hoxton darling resident.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

No Al, of course not.
What I personally define as 'conservative' tastes is ones which are limited to only a few genres, and within those genres, liking the most popular/ most well known artists.

Also connected to this is the outright dismissal of entire genres due to stereotyped views, such as 'all house/techno sounds the same', 'all heavy metal is devil worshipping angsty shit', 'rap music is just black guys mumbling about guns and bitches' and stuff like that.

I want to make it clear here, this is not aimed at you, it's my definition of conservative tastes in music, which is what you asked me to do.

I, personally, don't like reggae. This isn't of itself a conservative view, I just don't get on with it as a genre. I don't generalise about it, or cast aspersions in its direction. I like some 70s stuff, like Led Zep, Sabbath and Marvin Gaye, but I don't believe it's inherently inferior or superior to hip hop, electronica, hardcore, stoner metal or anything else. I will open my ears and give just about anything a listen.

Except reggae.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

No, you've gone and contradicted yourself there dozy
you're already on record as saying that hip-hop is the greatest and most important genre of all time ever, so you can't now suddenly say that you consider it equal to all other musical genres.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

No Al, I said it was the most important since Jazz or something.
And I meant in terms of how it reconfigured what music was and how it was made. That is absolutely not the same as believing it to be superior to other genres. There are loads of electronica acts which do similar things with form and construction of music, and loads of post-rock bands who do that too. But hip hop has had an indelible impact on western culture.

And I also believe that hip hop is analogous to punk in how it did that, being pretty much a DIY genre which came up from clubs and rewrote the rules of the time. Hip hop is mainly embedded in the mainstream now, just as jazz is the preserve of a very different group of people than when it started out.

I love hardcore just as much as hip hop; and country just as much as house. They are all culturally important in their own ways, and none is superior to any others.

What exactly do you get out of being such a prick online anyway? And re. your dad, if he has indeed just died, then my sympathies to you and your family.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Also,
From your description above, I am most definitely not conservative in my musical tastes. But don't let that stop you being wrong.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Al
You have gone on record with the hip hop stereotype.

Can you stop being a prick now please so I can put you back on lolignore?

thanks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I'd admit to owning a number of public enemy albums
only I'm scared that due to your retarded definition of conservative, that you would classify me as only liking the most popular bands.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Never Again will I listen to such abuse.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)

"former ballet dancer"
She's got a fat arse now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

or 'rachelswipe's ex boyfriend'
as he's more commonly known
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)

which one?
there have been a few
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Is it a bit depressing when you think that everyone that has ever deigned to put their penis inside you has since left you?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)

well, no
firstly, it's not true. your dad begs to come back every night.

secondly, it means there are hotter prospects to come. like the impending gossip that would blow this entire board apart if i were to share it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

OMG! GOSSIP! ABOUT YOUR VAGINA! I FOR ONE CANNOT WAIT TO HERE THIS!

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

you're spelling like an illiterate fucktard
sort it out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

sorry.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

How could this bee?
SIC lols!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I demand a gaz. Immediately.

( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

This^
My life is really this boring
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

You are such a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

meh
wait and see
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Aw HELL naw.
Out with it.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

you have been texted

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

naked ape and sportscow are having an affair

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

:O SALACIOUS

( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

CRUMBS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)

you let superfly's dirty old man dad do you every night? :/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Hey, lay off him, he died three weeks ago. Not cool man.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

sorry to hear that
you should probably be quite cross with rswipe for still having sex with him though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Well, you can't really blame her
a three week old corpse is still better than her usual men.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

a stiffy with a stiffy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

i think you should stop bullying people with dead parents, it's inappropriate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Please swipe, do I make cruel jokes about your mum?
Oh, hang on.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

He'll be fairly cool now then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)

The one that's especially light on his feet.
Aren't you supposed to be in Barcelona, btw?
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)

no, barcelona is next weekend

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)