Alright people.
I'm back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:13, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Jeff!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)

TANLGES!!!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)

You've tangled my name up.
Did you enjoy the Roses then?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I did enjoy it.
Putting to one side Ian Brown, they are a great band.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Yeah, not being able to sing should really be more of a handicap for a singer.
There's a vid of you enjoying yourself up there ^
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I'd have watched it, but it would require me 'signing in' and I don't do that.
(Because I've got no sign-in details).

However, I accept it'll make the 'fake' me look like a wanker.

Meanwhile, enjoy the Stone Roses.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Y-uUiQz2w
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Ah, yeah
The bit where you take all your clothes off does make the video unsuitable for minors.
Here, I nicked it off /links. You don't need to sign in to see it there: www.b3ta.com/links/Tabby_I_went_to_see_the_Stone_Roses_his_fav_band_in_Heaton_Park_Manchester_a_few_days_ago_and_here_is_the_vid_I_made_of_him_dancing_naked
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)

hahahaha
He'll have had the 'shame face' from the moment that ended.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Welcome back
I am also back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)

How are you the wonderful Amberl?
Back in Bristol I hope - and, if you are. Do you fancy booze one night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I am indeed back in Bristol
and we should definitely do booze whenever is good for you. I'm not bad thanks, did you enjoy the Stone Roses?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I did enjoy the Stone Roses.
Thanks for asking. I'd been looking forward to seeing them for years, and then it happened.

Let me know when is good for you!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I'm really glad they were a good watch
especially if you'd been looking forward to them for ages.

Pretty much anytime this week is good for me, away at the weekend, but back by next Tuesday.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Good luck with that job thingy.
Make sure they realise you're NAILS, and you'll walk it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Innit.
And if you need a reference, I'll gladly sign a bit of scrap that says 'Amberl is NAILZ'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Fancy signing one for me that says 'actually, b3th is eminently employable.'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Of course.
I don't know in what capacity, but I'll provide a personal reference if that helps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)

It might.
At the moment I've got my accountant and someone I used to work for a squillion years ago, who might or might not even remember my name.

My biggest client as a freelancer was my husband's company, and I'm not sure that's the most professional message ever...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Whereas some random from the Internet.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Obviously.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Seriously, if I can help, I will.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Hang on, let me just gaz you something exciting...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Okay, but I'm going to bed in a minute.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Thanks b3th!
I will be hugely disappointed if I don't get interviewed for this because I'm not sure what more they could ask for to be honest.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Well, not that I want to bring you down or anything,
But this year so far, I've applied for loads of jobs that might as well have been advertised as 'we're looking for a candidate who is b3th', and I didn't get any of them.

Of course, that might be because I'm such a frightful bore they couldn't stand the thought of working with me...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:49, Reply)

This is true
I've applied for plenty of jobs like that, that might as well have been tailor made and got nowhere. But with this one I actually have extra experience in what they're looking for, qualifications that tie in etc. Fingers crossed!

Also on the boring bit, don't be ridiculous. You're just not showing them the appropriate cutting humour (high risk tactic right there of course.)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)

I never left
well I did, but not just now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Did you see the Mash story?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

yes
you are so mean. I don't always dress like that!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

For.Eva.Alone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)

So lonely!
Pity meeeeeeeeeeee!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Thank you Sting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Hey, what a coincidence!
I am also back.
But only for a very short while.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)

How are you my dear?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Knackered, but happy, thank you very much for asking.
I've had a staggeringly productive few days, but I'm still no closer to being employed.
That last job I was confident about seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Need some DogFucker pick me up?
I'm happy to scan through anything you've seen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Are you offering to fuck my dog?
I'd love to meet up for lunch sometime. I' off to god's own country for a few days soon, but when I get back I really need to head to Brizzel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)

You should head to the capital.
We'll get you sorted out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

I say!
It's been ages since I had a good 'sorting out'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Oooh Matron!
You know that Bristol is the place to be for a sorting out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)

I shall get my bristols there as soon as I can.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Wayhay!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)