4%?
Cheap arsed fuckin pricks. I'm worth my weight in gold
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:09, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

?
Payrise?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

he's taking the piss out of your glass ceiling

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I'm sure sporters glass is as good as anyones
and don't call him ceiling
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

But I can see the lovely sky through it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)

But wait! What's this?
OH NO!

It's only fucking Una Stubbs taking a massive shit on it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

\o/
Give Us A Poo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Til Death Us Poo Part.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

He's talking about the percentage of people on here
who don't dread his ever-more-tedious posts with gritted teeth and a glum sense of inevitability.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

And they spend their time exclusively on /calendar

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

hahahah
I think that's going to be my new 'hang-out spot'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Go on then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

See you there
*give secret gang sign*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

the secret gang sign
is a flash of your supergran panties, isn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

It might be.

OK, yes, yes it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

i knew it
hang about.

LOOK OUT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

It's in the bag.
Next bash I will get another copy and 'do a Tom Sawyer' with them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

is the next bash your birthday one?
we should try and do something in august, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Yes it is - have to sort out a venue for that fairly quickly though.
Re: Aug, yes indeed we should.

At some point that French cunt is going to magic our computers as well, I understand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

yes, i promised him dinner for that, so we could go for pizzas or something?
also we could try not calling him a french cunt until after he has fixed them.

aug, i will liaise with the rakster and see what is going on....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

He could try.
He will fail. He will subsequently be somewhat raised of eyebrow to find a whole heap of exceptionally anti-social porn on his hard drive and Old Bill knocking on his door.

Tech Support: Renowned for passive-aggressive vindictiveness.
( Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

After you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I'm back!!!
Bit slow moving over there. I don't recommend it.

Can't believe I listened to your advice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

yeah, annual pay adjustment
that's it I'm off *flounces from work*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

4% is more than most are getting!
So ungrateful!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Vier off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I wanted 7% and would have been happy with 5%
Cnuts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Why? Have you got any more responsibilities or skills?
Doing longer hours? Or are you just being a self important prick?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I have increased revenue in my area by 158% and we are only half way through the year, fuck face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Who do you think you are?
A tube driver? You'll be wanting a bonus for attending work next.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

sympathy bumps
although actually my lovely firm did bloody well by me this year and last.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Just be grateful with what you've got mate
Now that you're earning £10,400 you can look into getting that NEV-R-BREAK head dobber you've been after
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Can I just take this opportunity to say
'fuck off'


Thanks awfully x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

pleasure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)