Just been chatting to my boss about a lad that was hit by a car in town yesterday, and the fact I have zero sympathy for him
From where he was lying in the road, it's pretty clear he didn't look before crossing, as otherwise he never would have stepped off the pavement. Add to this the fact that he was only about 20 yards from a level crossing, and the only person I feel sorry for is the driver.

Supposedly, I'm a bastard because of this. Meh, fuck em. Stupid fucking chav should have looked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

He was mentally disabled you harsh bastard.
Well he might not have been but he will be now AMIRITE GUYS!
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

AA has *always* been mentally disabled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I'd run the cunt over.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Cheers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Alright Legless?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

^ pot/kettle

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

cheers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Queers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Battered
Putting this picture of me on the webz is way out of line!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

That doesn't look much like an ugly Stephen Fry to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

That's USF to you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Ultimate Street Fighter?

I'm really not buying that. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

From the way he was dressed, this wouldn't surprise me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

was he dressed in his own organs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

What was the last thing that went through his head?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

His arse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

and Darth's cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I'll bet he was wearing some kind of novelty t shirt or someth...

Oh. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Dressed exactly as you'd expect a chav to be, cap and all

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Are you now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)

+ or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

altright Joseph

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

alright goody Procter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I'm surprised that in addition to his already vast skill set, he's now able to determine the cause of serious road accidents
someone call soco in Congleton, they need this man's input
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

"By the way the body is positioned I can determine that this man was a chav".
Go go gadget chav detector.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

By the way he was dressed, I can guess he was a chav
From the position of the car, I can tell which direction it came from off the junction.
From knowing the area, I know that idiots frequently try their luck at that part of the road.

I could be mistaken, I'll admit. But it's a lot more likely than I'm not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Hey, we're just breaking your balls.
/film
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Fair enough, I'm just explaining myself.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Now go and get your fucking shine box

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Sherlock Holmes - Chav Hunter

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i'm surprised he saw anything through the tears of listening to green days latest hit on his phone whilst chewing on his lunchtime munchybox

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Don't wanna be a Congleton idiot!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

There's an oxymoron if ever I heard one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

You mean a tautology, you mongol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)

You Indian giver.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

if only i had had teachers like you to inspire me in my youth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Hahahaha.
If Michael Gove manages to change things back to how they were in the good old days, then Monters will be the sort of teacher they will be looking for.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I do think some strong discipline is exactly what's needed
I was terrified of some of my teachers, at night mostly /film
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Alien.
I agree with the discipline point but what I was getting at is that people are making a fuss about introducing spelling, grammar and fact learning into SCHOOLS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

It's retarded
Children shouldn't learn facts, dates, formulas etc by rote, but they need to learn them and then be taught to use them in actual situations.

Also a clip on the ear won't do them any harm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

t's 'm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

They should learn by rote.
It weeds out the tradespersons.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)