Not really
I'm basically invulnerable to all forms of harmful substance, including fists, germs and nasty internet words, as my impressive track record in the field of laughing off insults from fellow b3tans will demonstrate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You're gay, LOL.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I thought we were FRIENDS
*flounces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

didn't you flounce off for a while?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)

You're thinking of Foggsy aka Wilf Lunn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)

no, I'm not.
stop shit stirring you horrid man!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

He can't help it if his dick is so thin he can do circles while he's in there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Nah I just had a fuckload of work on and wasn't especially fussed about b3ta
Neither of these things have actually changed, no idea why I'm here really
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

To pick up men.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahaha

Ha
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Look, do you want my number or not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Oh fo sho
No gay man worthy of his salt would turn down an in-his-prime Oscar Wilde, and you are clearly this generation's equivalent. "To pick up men", I mean seriously, gets me every time. Genius doesn't even come close.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I'm easily as good looking as I'm original and funny too!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

You're the lovechild of Brad Pitt and Audrey Hepburn?
Impressive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I'm not sure which part of this is funniest
The striking originality or the suggestion that there are any men worth picking up on the internet. 50something hairy-backed truckers called Geoff with powerful delusions of adequacy and deeply troubling reality issues aren't my bag, cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

so if they were fit you'd be well going for it then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Yeah man
If you can provide a picture of yourself posting on b3ta and holding a copy of today's paper then I'll judge it on its individual merits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

*falls off chair*
I'll be on the next train to WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

It's the striking originality. Final answer.
Definitely the first, and easily the best, gay joke made at my expense, ever. Tangles is the yardstick, brethren
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1662088
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I swear you flounced once when someone said they wouldn't fuck your misses.
Which is a bit silly 'cus ample bosoms aren't really that important for a one off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

The point about me being immune to the barbed wit of the internet was obviously a joke sweetie ;-)
My record in this field is less than exemplary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)