1. Why do Italian words sounds so great in a Geordie accent?
2. Who's 'way cool'? I vote for 'Dog the Bounty Hunter'
3. Something about sausages
4. Did you see they found a torso in a bin bag on a south coast beach? Cooool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:21, 58 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

1. Which words sound good?
2. Dave Grohl. I just think he comes across as a decent chap
3. Nom
4. Have you stopped dumping them next to your dog now?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

1. All of them.
'Rig-ah-terni', Pour-mijour-nur Reggi-ah-nur' etc
2, Grohl does come across very well. I wouldn't buy a record off him though: his quality control is rather suspect.
3. Nommity nom nom
4. I was on holiday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

1. lols
Risotterrrr
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Mac-a-rerni

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I fancy some peeeeeeeeetsar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Also works with Spanish.
'Hala-pen-yerr peppass'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

1. Do they?
2. Neil Patrick Harris
3. I like Wild Boar sausages.
4. Nope.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Neil Patrick Harris looks like a mong
I thought you meant the one-bollocked Millwall chappie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

He's a funny guy

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

no he isn't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

1. do they?
2. Steven Segal
3. I had chorizo on my home made pizza last night
4. They should give it to a parrot to peck at
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

3. Urgh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

what do you mean 'urgh'?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Chorizo has no place on a pizza.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

it had several places and was NOM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Do you ever eat anything that doesn't contain chorizo?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Yes, your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Odd, she usually has one stuffed up her.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

she'd just got back from Munich so was full of bratwurst

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Mädchen, Die Nach München Kommen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

actual answer for 2. Robert Plant
I reckon he'd be a laugh and have some good yarns
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I have an excellent Plant anecdote from a mate whose GF is a journalist.
She interviewed him (this is in the past few years) and he just got his cock out, saying 'go on, touch the fucker'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

point proven
although I don't want to touch it myself...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

1. No they don't.
2. The Hoff
3. I want some boudin noir with truffles.
4. Damn, thought I'd weighted it down sufficiently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Are you sure it was a torso and not an entire plumdozer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

It was his whole family in a makeshift tent.
All standing around in cuban heels slagging off lager.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

if only all their piercings hadn't weighed them down
The sacrifices some people make to be 'alternative' eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

The desperate lengths the, ah, 'differently tall' go through to get attention.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Geordie accents generally sound pleasing to most of us
This is why many companies base their call centres for complaint handling up there. You don't feel so angry when a bonny Geordie lass sounds sympathetic to your plight.
As for Italian words, I reckon it is all the vowel sounds that do it. Japanese names work quite well too. Try Kawasaki in your best Geordie.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I prefer it when they have call centres in Indian rather than Scotland or Geordieland
at least then I can understand what they are saying
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

You're right re Japanese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

1. Dunno
2. Andy Garcia in Things to do in Denver When You're Dead
3. Sausages are best when placed sticking out of a Devil's-Mountain-esque pile of mash with lashings of gravy
4. I didn't see that
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

1. Geordie Italian is second only to French English.
2. Pippa Middleton. I bet we could have some super fun with her face down in my lap.
3. Fried are better than grilled.
4. They think that torso had dandruff. They found it's head and shoulders on the beach.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

LTI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

1. You've been watching QI on Dave and have a crush on Ross Noble.
2. Tom Jones, now he has allowed the age to show.
3. Black pudding is great in an omlette.
4. I turned the legs into hams.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Ross Nerble?
He's a waki prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I like that he moved to Australia, but for some reason, he came back.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

HIs entire house burnt down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

His house burned down.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

A poor excuse.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Ross Noble is fucking excellent, although I do prefer him on stage compared to panel shows

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Ross noble is an unfunny billy the fish lookalike shitcunt

( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You're incorrect, wrong, and a spastic.
Hope this helps.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

What? He does look like billy the fish

( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I meant the shitcunt bit.
But I can see where you're coming from with the Billy The Fish bit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

At least you aren't going to argue about the unfunny bit

( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

There's zero point arguing with someone so clearly lacking in taste.
More to a point, there's no point in arguing about comedy, as it's entirely subjective.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I would take offence but as you think Green day and Armageddon are good I can chuckle slightly instead

( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I can't stand Green Day, they're shite.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Wake me up etc etc

( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Wrote that 7 years ago, have since revised opinion.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Mister speaker, yet more back tracking and U-turns from the opposition
Also the right honourable gentleman has admitted his liking of the works of Terry Pratchett and JK Rowling
( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

1 dunno what you mean
2. huggy bear
3. bacaine
4. nope
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Bacaine FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

1.They don't
2. Me, I am way cool
3. Tesco own brand pork sausages
4. Yes I did but no-one else has it seems
( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

(2) Magnum PI.
With that moustache, and the dodgy Aviator shades, how could ne not be? TC was next coolest, then Rick.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Rick was the Battered of Magnum PI.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Rick Tattoo
Magnum PI Fantasy Island
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)