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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, shut up, yeah? Seriously, can it.
I'm running a fucking monstrous report which will take about half an hour so I'm somewhat on my arse for that time.

Best use of half an hour?

Alt: I bought my kid a lovely Bagpuss card today, turns out Oliver DANIEL (thanks Freefair) Postgate is coat-tailing on the works of his own dead dad and doing paintings of his classic 70s characters, the little cunt. Not since Ziggy Marley and Julian Lennon has such a shameless cash-in been attempted. Know any similar disgraces?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:34, 197 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
alt: no
hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Quite the opposite.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
oh actually there is one travesty
Brian Herbert and this preludes to his father's awesome Dune books. The preludes are a fucking disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I preferred his lolracism
Repeatedly referring to the books as 'Coon' IS FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I'm currently reading Dune.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
it is most excellent
and the later books get more fucked up and weird. Just don't read the prequels, it ruins everything. Not just the other Dune books. EVERYTHING. See the crappy weather? That's the fault of those prequels. You know when you want a lie in on a day off and wake at 6:30? BRIAN FUCKING HERBERT'S FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This sounds like srs business
I shall alert others
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1683375
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
That episode of Red Dwarf where they go to a backwards earth. GEMS!
Alt: No
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
5 Lord's Prayer wanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Matthew superseding Harry Corbett as custodian of Sooty?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Good one Freefs, you're dead right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Sooty was, is and always shall be "fucking shit"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1683377
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Alt: I was watching 'The Running Man' for the third time in a month on the weekend
Dweezil Zappa is in it (alongside Mick Fleetwood). He doesn't count because
a) he was acting not churning out execrable noodly jazz rock with 'comedy' lyrics and
b) Franz Zappa is so terminally shit that being his son would sure be a hindrance to any career, if I were him I'd have changed my name to Dweezil Hitler in order to be less reviled.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
*doesn't touch that dial*

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Easy
It includes the immortal phrase "I can feel an udder on my leg"

Alt: Not off the top of my head, but if Ziggy Marley can be that shite and still get a musical career, imagine how crap Barlow's kids are going to be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Oooh I've got one.
Vaughn Bode's son does shameless ripoffs of his dad's work. Unfortunately for you, you've no idea who he was.

FYI he was a counter-culture cartoonist and major influence on 70s NY graffiti, he died in about 1970 in a Hutchence/Glasshopper style wanking accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
cool story











bro
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Shut up you flid.
Maybe you'd prefer to talk about 'metal' or some other bent shit like oak flooring but seriously you can shit off, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
It's funny when Americans pronounce it 'Aluminum' when it is 'pronouced Aluminium'!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Voughn Bode was he the one that used to do the wizard hat graffiti?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Yup, Cheech Wizard.
Fucking brilliant stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Wow I forgot all about him.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I bought them all as books,
the original comics go for a small fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
My ex-girlfriend brought me a wicked graffiti book in the 80's Mainly all New York sub way and stuff, loads of Vaughn in that.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
'Subway Art', by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I hate it when they muck about
just make my sandwich and give it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
make me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
' ... one with everything'
As the Buddhist said in Subway one day.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
"hey i gave you a tenner, you owe me change!" said the buddhist

"But you see Mr. Buddhist, change must come from within"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Which is why, when you get change from a Buddhist, it ain't just the coppers that are brown.
got there in the end, so to speak
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1683378
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I think that was the one
That and a grahaphic novel by vaughn, alien-world thing now I'm at home I'll google it.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Zoe Ball (Johnny Ball was da man).

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
build a shed

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
It's not real though Monty.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
No, I'm looking at it.
It's definitely a real birthday card.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I meant the whole "it", life universe everything thingie.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Alt: George Formby
The yuke strumming knobend. Was in fact George Formby Jnr. He wanted to be accepted by his dad, also a northern club entertainer (sic), eventually overshaddowing his dad due to his cheesy grin. So it turned out nice for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
It did turn out nice for him

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Dare I mention Norman wisdom
And his love child Lee Evens?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
No, fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
If it wasn't for his fucking MASSIVE banjolele no-one would give a shit about him.
The peeping-tom cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Use your time to help me make a decision
My wife had finally agreed that it's ok for me to have another motorbike, despite her dislike of them and believing that they are dangerous. She is correct to an extent that (particularly the way I ride them) they can be dangerous, particularly if I get a sports bike again. Neither of us want our daughter to grow up with only one parent.

Is it irresponsible of me to get another bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
No, motorbikes are fucking great.
Get a Norton Commando. Your kid will think you are well cool when she's older. You could join the Hell's Angels.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
he's angry enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
You could get a sidecar for your child

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Not on an R1 or a Fireblade you couldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
SEE BELOW for the answer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
SEE A FIST RAPIDLY HURTLING TOWARDS YOUR EXCEPTIONALLY UGLY FACE.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
WHY AM I KNEELING DOWN?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
No. I am standing on the shoulders of the entire Internet. As everyone wants to punch you and I won first prize.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
hahaha, poor internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Oh I imagine you could
it would just looking fucking odd.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I really want a Ducatti. Can't afford one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
or spell one, it appears
;)

Ducatis are the only bikes that have seriously tempted me, which clearly shows I only care about looking cool, not actually riding a bike, and therefore is why I've never got one. If that makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
It does. I expect if I decide to go ahead I'll get an R1. Never had a Yamaha. Had a Fireblade before, not sure I want another.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
My mate had a heavily re-geared R6.
That was a fun pillion experience.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
600's can be great. I had a 600RR before the 'blade. Great bike.
Wondering as I live in London that a GSXR 750 might be better, easier to handle.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
A mate of mine used to have a 916 and now has a KTM of some variety and prefers the KTM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Never ridden a KTM so I have no opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is the internet experience or knowledge is not necessary for an opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Certainly not in your case.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I try and give you some reasonable advice and you through it back in my face
how rude
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
You didn't even say thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
My Grandad still misses his Ariel Square four
I would like to have a go on one, to see what I'm missing
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Ariel Square wife

one her
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
battered on his way to "work" this morning
www.kidsbabydesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/kids-harley-davidson-costume.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Jamie Lee Curtis
Nice tits or not, having a man's face whilst wearing a dress was her Dad's shtick.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Hahaha v good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
VALIDATION

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Frank Sinatra Jr.
Not a Failed Vegas cabaret act.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Son of Moonlight Sinata.
Edit: Ninjaing git.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
You know 'the internet', yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Yeah?
God, what have I done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Miley Cryrus, Jake Bragg, Liza Minnelli, Ben stiller.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I think it's fair to say that at least two of those people have surpassed their father's success

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Who the fuck is 'Miles Cryrus'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Miley?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Another one of your conquests from chariots probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Oliver Postgate is the dead dad, Monty.
His sons are Daniel and Stephen!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Oops, the card is by Daniel.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Nigella Lawson
Lets see anyone else get a cooking show if their dad wasn't the chancellor of the exchequer in the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
And didn't have "big breasts and batty"

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I'm not convinced your logic isn't somewhat flawed here.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
He's a scientist dammit, logic is his middle name

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Thank you
Its nice to get the recognition
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I'm a scientist
and "bastard" is my middle name.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Ainsley Harriott's dad was never chancellor of the exchecquer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I'm pretty sure the same is true of that 'Reggae Reggae Sauce' fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Or that IRL miserable cunt Brian Turner.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Nah, Sean-Paul Roots Chancellor of the Exchequor (1967-69) labour
primarily remembered for his controversial removal of all import taxes on goat and coconuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
He is the result of a secret affair between Ted Heath and Diane Abbott.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
You are so fucking racist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
In standard English please!

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
There you go, now fuck off, the CBBC bedtime hour is on soon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Haven't you got homework to go and do? Leave here now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
That was a very poor Roots manoeuvre.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Brian! Where have you been and when are we meeting for beers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Not working at the moment, so far too busy to pop in here most of the time.
... and anytime you feel like it.

Might even allow that reprobate Boyce along, if that's not to[+o] suppuratingly abhorrent?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Right on, Shaft.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
IT'S ALIIIIIVE!!!
also, nice post.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
We need to take this man to the pub ASAP

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
See above.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Gaz sent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Check this shed out.
Something for us all to aspire to

www.readersheds.co.uk/share.cfm?SHARESHED=4159
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)

wATCHED a great doc on Motorhead's Ace of Spades album the other night Monty. Still being shown on Sky Arts.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Pfft. Like he can afford sky tv.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)

sky
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
i don't get why you'd pay for Sky TV
you pay a TV license for the beeb, you get ITV free because they make their money from all their shitty adverts, there's loads of freeview channels, but then you want to pay EXTRA, with even more shitty adverts, for loads and loads of REALLY shit channels

i don't get it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
If you like sport it makes sense, that's about it
but that is extra AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
i don't like watching the sport
and the important stuff is on the beeb anyway :/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
international rugby and cricket tends to be on sky, as is some f1 now
these are my issues
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)
They don't have unique F1 coverage, nothing better than what is shown on the BBC.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Wasn't saying everyone shouLd get Sky. Tbh, Netflix for £6 a month is much better value.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I've seen that on BBC4 - it's the Classic Albums series isn't it?
The Black Sabbath one is also excellent. As is the Electric Ladyland one. The one about Battered is shit though. Really bad value for money - it's really short.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
i saw the sabbath one
bye!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)

That's the daddy. Lemmy is a dude.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Until he sold out with that shit lager advert.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
How did he sell out doing a beer ad?
It's like when people slate John Rotten for those butter ads.

1) can people really not remember 'cash from chaos' etc? also
2) it funded the PiL tour (not that I like them).

Selling out by advertising lager? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)

You're just jealous that he gets alcohol so easily. It must be a pain in the arse being asked for ID all the time.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)
1. hahaah
2. Have you seen 'Lemmy The Movie'? You can get it on dvd for about three quid now - it's priceless. You get to see his Nazi dagger collection, nearly brought me to tears I was so jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)

No, didn't even know it existed. Will look it up. I mean everyone loves a Nazi dagger collection!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)
It's spectacular.
I don't even own a single one :o(((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Well actually you do. You must own some kitchen knives and you're definitely a Nazi so logic dictates you do infact own a Nazi dagger.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)
That's a technicality only.
I do own a Tayyab's knife what I robbed one night, but it's not the same. I want an SS sword.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I like the SS rings.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)
As have I oddly enough

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:28, Reply)
an eagle plate from a schutzpolizei shako is my sexiest nazi shit
yes, even better than the bomb shelter/ pillbox thing down the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)
sixth formers usually have to sell him tabs
75p for a single
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Rory; what motorbike should I get?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

One with a booster seat.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
the one where you don't look like a cockend to the neighbours, or have to be stapled back together again if you come off it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)
That narrows the choice down considerably.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)
everyone's got scooters at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)
Scooters are shit. Can't use them on a motorway to escape from London.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
you know the push scooters

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Your only riding the scooter if you push back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Very good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)

If you ask her very nicely I'm sure Dorothy will lend you her Ruby Red slippers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
I believe he is a friend of hers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)
I'm drinking in the three legged mare
I await my stabbing by an angry scotsman/west country boy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Ssssssh, no one gives a fuck.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
you should go down there and biff him one

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Eurgh, gaylord!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)
a bunch of 5's you prick

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

biff him one sit on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

He's not a motorbike Battered, geez, it's always me me me with you isn't it!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)
You been into "Ye olde Starre Inne" yet
They food aint bad, nice ales on tap and they have a nice decking area at the side?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)
A "decking area"? That sounds a bit posh.
Where I come from we'd refer to that as "Outside". Usually followed by a choice profanity, naturally.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)
Nahhhh it's only posh if they have a shed

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
New government legislation following the smoking ban. Can't fight or smoke indoors now. Disgraceful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
Stay sharp, he's a master of the ninja arts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
it's a nice pub.
Have you checked out the beer garden at the Lamb & Lion? Great view of the Minster.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Plum whats the name of the sarnie shop down at the bottom of that road? Sells hot pork, turkey and beef samiches?
Fucking well NOM?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
I neither know nor care. I am vegetarian.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
Wow chill, I was only asking

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
Dozer is the alternative to chilled

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)

DONT MENTION CHILLI! HES A VEGETARIAN!!!!!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
If veggies are so oppossed to meat why do they try make the quorn Subsitutes..
taste of meat flavour? I never could get that!
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Quorn tastes like poop.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Did your dads cock taste of poop?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)
And you know this fact?
NICE EDIT
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)

You're really strange.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
Hi "thundercunt at all times"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)
Yeah! And why are vegetarians made of meat the hypocritical bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
you twat
It's not the taste of meat (in general) that's objected to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
I'm just saying, it dont add up.
I often have a vegitarian choice, precisely because they dont taste of meat. Like Eggplant (Aubergine) Rollatini.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Fucking M4 is closed mucking up all traffic from hammersmith to brentford an beyond
Commuting misery for me for 'the foreseeable future'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Tough break Nakkers
Look for someone with a false ciggerette and punch em in the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
you don't need to put this much effort in
just gaz him and he'll definitely meet up to suck you off
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
I'm playing hardish to get Rory

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)
I've moved to the guy fawkes inn
It also has excellent beers. In general York has some really fantastic beers. The one I'm currently drinking is called "the pursuit of hoppyness" it's what Monty would call "fucking shit" but which any normal person would call "delicious".

Dozer, I'm sad you didn't come and find me, you only live down the road.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Did you read the message I posted about the "starre inne"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)
I worked in there for a few months.
And we've never got on online, so no urge to meet you offline. Srsly, the York Tap at the station is superb for choice of beers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Exactly where I'm going.
Please don't shit in the four poster bed.

Or do unmentionable things to the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
at this rate there will be an unintentional minibash
but none of you will know who each other is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Eve's Cavy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
evening
s'up hare-man?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
You know same old same old.
I was nursing my poor old wife this weekend and a taxi to my son so didnt really get anything done.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
this doesn't sound
like the weekend of debauchery and lols. Thinking of which, has there been a new episode of barryoaks lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)
If so Cavy I'm not aware of it.
However there has been an influx of new user's so who knows
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)
It's OK, I'm staying there next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
Whats your plan of action whilst there?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
National Railway Museum, Jorvik, The Minster, a bit of shopping.
All the historical stuff, and visiting pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Deffo do a ghost walk, the best one is from the shop across the road from the "ye olde Starre Inne"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)
I'll see if the GF is up for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Al could probs fill you in better, but it's where the Purple Rider is

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)
Your welcome.
We stopped at the Novatel York nice walk along the river, dont go near the moterboats for hire there crap and expensive, that go's for the York dungeons to, if your gonna do the railway museum, theres a nice train thing that takes you there from the city, cheap and nice for spotting pubs and eateries along the way.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:15, Reply)
so it's fine as long as there's not some sort of
mind warping time zone in there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
York is one big time warping mind zone.
But is Al and I meet, we'll reach critical mass, and spell doom for the whole of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Cool Story Bro
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

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