prick off you gaggle of intercunts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I hate Al! I love Al! I hate Al! I love Al! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU VEGETABLIST.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I don't got no love for Al.
I merely recommended some boozers and restaurants. Rest easy now, babygirl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

So you'll know where he'll be !!
Listen man, we'll all do a whip and you can get the proceeds if you batter Al with a baseball bat or an iron bar, we'll leave that up to you, just make sure he'll never be able to type anything onto the internet ever again. Battereds gonna chip the first £500 quid in.

WE ALL HATE AL VERY MUCH
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)

£500 you say?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

That's like £50 for smashing up each of his finger and thumbs on his chubby paws, totally worth it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I totally tried to give him a Chinese burn or something when I saw him at the Slayer gig
But he used his weight to overpower me, plus I'm sure he was packing some gardening tools, y'know what I mean?
I fear wee dozer here may be too small to do any damage.
I say we hit him where it hurts - a sustained campaign of unfriending him on Facebook.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I am considering binning facebook.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I'm sure it will survive.
I don't mind it. There are a couple of entertaining people who I interact with on there and that is enough to keep it interesting for me. I just block the updates of dull people who, for diplomatic reasons, can't just be deleted.
Apart from being disillusioned with social media, how are you doing Bobby?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)

This is the most grimly accurate statement about Facebook that I've ever read, notwithstanding the author's spelling of "gravitational":
"You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)

I treat it as a game
I win by posting cooler links and better updates than my friends.

That's how you win, right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)