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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Faaackin' 'Ammersmith and Shitty line 10 minutes late and then stopping repeatedly
It's a good job nobody minds if you're 10 minutes late here.

... I hope nobody minds if you're 10 minutes late here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I mind
My bus got a puncture so i was 15 minutes late after being 1/2 late yesterday due to the sodding M4 being closed.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
and I kicked a massive dog turd down the street by accident
all in all a good start to the day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Did it land in a busker's hat?
That would have been totally worth a bit of shitty shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
sadly not, but it was the size and shape of a horse dropping

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Was it a horse dropping?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
no, it was a dog egg

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
must have been a big dog.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
maybe, although it may have been carrying a very small banjole thus skewing perspective

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
i hate this meme
you've all got it backwards, i hate you all

i'm leaving
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Can I have a lift?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
*lifts*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
yes!
i did this to monty yesterday b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1665886
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Ahaha it's what I do when people ask me for a lift IRL too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
maybe we should get a life?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I have a life....
When I'm not studying madly, or lurking on here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
All London employers have to have a tolerance for transport-based lateness
which their regional counterparts often do not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
because the unions are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)
but they have so many layers, they're deep man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I read that as lagers. I suspect I may need glasses.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Or maybe you're just an alcoholic.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)

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