I heard that AA and Baz used to shoplift Cornflakes together.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

one cornflake at a time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

organic free-range no gm ethically sourced fucking cornflakes no doubt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

They nicked Foggsy's smugflakes?
Oh man, first Barrygate....now this????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

they stole some bagels but then gave them back cause gonz said they weren't othentik

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

textbook Gonzism.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Out of sight of cash registers too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

damn those cash registers, with their all-seeing steely robot eyes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

*zooms in*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

(zooms out with all the pick n' mix)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

STOP! THEIF!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

you'll never register my cash, guv

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

and wash them down with some Soave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

oh-ohh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

shut up, it's big bizness and bella told me when i was fingering her that they don't notice cos they all got the stolen from the man on the street
or something, anyways i'll fib and say it only happened the once and i was young and confused

STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND PICKING ON ME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

i thought you were just wearing red gloves

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

POSTING FROM BARCELONA EVERYONE LOOK
LOOK, POSTING WHILE SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THE COUNTRY SUPPOSED TO BE ENJOYING HERSELF

LOOK EVERYONE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

dude
i'm back at my desk, calm down
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

that was bloody quick
just a short trip was it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

yes, it was a hen-do
so we flew out friday, flew back monday. i think the technical term is a "city-break".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

hang about, swipe
Michelle was at a hen do in spain this weekend too, were you there with a trampy 40 something asian lady who looks a bit like a cross between kat slater and pochahontas?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

no.
but my friend tongued someone who sounds just like her. tongued her good, right in the middle of the ramblas.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

phwoar
last week she let me squeeze her boobs, she's lost some weight lately and said 'look how much they've shrunk! have a feel!'

and i did, and it really was mostly padding :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

But it's fun and, admit it, you love a bit of banter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

you can't keep me away from 'true lad'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)