How cool would it be if you were able to go back in time to when the dinosaurs were alive and camp out and watch them all running around and doing their dinosaur thing

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:43, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'd totally shoot and eat a Tyranosaurous Rex

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

You would get eaten alive.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I'd taken a big stick to stop this happening.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

If you've got a time machine why not take a assault rifle.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I doubt it would have much impact on the really big ones
except to enrage them; I suggest a tank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Bull shit.
The idea that modern bullets would bounce off dinosaurs is bullshit. It's only because Jurassic Park would be a shit film if they just all shot them straight away.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

You need an elephant gun for an elephant, dinos are bigger, there a bigger gun would be better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Didn't dinsaurs have thinner bones than an elephant?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Hollow as well.
And also you need an elephant gun instead of a normal hunting rifle. Assault rifles are more poweful than both.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

M16's fire rounds at 940 m/s armour peircing rounds.
Most specific elephant guns fire about 750 m/s.

Elephant guns have bigger bullets but then they don't have three round bursts etc.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Just pumping bullets into them wouldn't kill it quick enough to save you, although it might bleed out after a while
Also with such small brains a head shot wuld be hard i guess
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

it's the ones with the big heads wot are trying to eat you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Big head doesn't equal big brain

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

no, but big head on a theropod means easier shot in the hypothetical world of time machines and assault rifles and i'm off to play wow so fuck you all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I miss playing wow. :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

It would hardly be fair would it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Fuck em, they're going to be extinct.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Oh my god,
I actually properly snorted with laughter then, it was very attractive.

You fucking retard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

just don't tred on a butterfly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

i'd like to watch my fellow campers go up to them and try to be their friends

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I'd like to set a snare and then when I caught a diplodocus I'd poke it and laugh as it swung back and forth.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

mmmmm, brontosaurus steak!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

It wouldn't be in any way 'cool'. I hope this answers your question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

It would Monty
and the blame for this would rest entirely on me as the one who decided to do it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)