stupid prat.
HUMANS ARE NOT MEANT TO FLY LIKE THAT.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

he was basejumping, as in illegally jumping off a FUCKING CLIFF
with a parachute, dickhead (as in he was a dickhead, not you)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Hey, I got what you meant, and I totally agree.
I have no idea what possesses people to do that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

The rush

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

The freaks.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

i prefer def leppeard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Maybe he was trying to escape the tedium of Rush?
Maybe his missus kept putting on album after album of tedious prog noodling and he just snapped.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

i'd jump off a cliff if i had to listen to jessie j

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

you already have twice today, maybe you should take a trip to the East Kent coast yeah?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)

why east kent?
i meant one more time today, i'm alright now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

That's where beachy head is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

and?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

UKs most popular suicide beauty spot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

so?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

fa?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Re?
"a drop of golden sun."
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

<homer>D'OH!!</homer>

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I think he's saying you should go there to commit suicide.
What an awful thing to do.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

waht a complete and utter BASTARD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Excitement, simple as

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Nutters.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

The stupid cunts should smoke DMT.
That's a billion times more exciting than that shit, costs fucking loads less - and you don't die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I've always wanted to try it but knowing what your getting in Cornwall puts me off

( Peej, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Far and away the most mental experience I've ever had.
Makes jumping off a cliff seem about as thrilling as shopping for carpets in MK on a wet Tuesday in March.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I don't know how I'd cope taking a hallucinogenic.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I don't know how I'd cope shopping for carpets in MK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I don't know how anyone would cope with that really.
sounds as torturous as getting fingernails pulled out one by one with pliers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Many people should go nowhere near them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I think if I had someone who was sober at the time I'd be okay.
as long as they didn't deliberately try to fuck with my head. Like I KNOW you would Monts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

How much and where from?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Just go up to the largest spade in Brixton and ask.
he will thank you profusely and will refuse to take any money for it.

Just mention my name (my real name is Oicoon)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Top man! You're a good egg, Monts.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Here to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I tend to shy away from hallucinogens these days.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I had about 15 years off but I am super-enthusiastic about them again.
I would very much like to buy some LSD but no longer have the contacts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Some friends and I were trying to buy some weed in Berlin a couple of years ago
And this was pretty much the advice we were given - ask some black people.
Eventually we were directed to a club where we might find some drug-dealing black people. We walked in to this club, ticking off stereotypes left right and centre, three white English boys (the only white faces in there), booming music on a stereo. We ordered three Jack Daniels (one of about two or three drinks available at the bar) then my friend asked the guy sitting next to him if he knew where we could get some weed. He called over another guy, who ducked behind the bar and pulled out several bags.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

then what happened?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

He had a cool story bro.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

He sure did

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Hey *puts sunglasses on* - I'm a cool guy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

You ginger cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

gifsoup.com/view/1139482/horatio-s-sunglasses.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Sorry I was getting bored with how long that story turned out to be.
We bought some weed, started to head back to our hotel, realised we'd been short-changed so went back - whereupon our honest drug-dealer friend produced the correct change for us. Strange night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I can't believe you actually had the balls to go back to a drug dealer for the correct change.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

sounds like BS to me.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Don't start bullying me now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Not my fault you told a shit story.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I was more the nervous guy shitting himself on the sidelines, while one of my friends did all the talking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Just cos their black doesn't mean you can shit on their dance floor you awful racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

alright, if you've been to germany prove it
what's the german for "i like art?"
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I love that you finished this and it's still shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

In better hands this should be quite a cool story
Bro.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

that's /offtopic for you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Spanky Hanky would have nailed it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

my close personal gazbuddy
i regret sharing that special moment now, it feels cheapened somehow
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I hear they have excellent natural rhythmn and consequently are very good at dancing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

+ under horizontal sticks about 8" off the ground.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Which, AHAHAHA, is also true, AHAHAHAHAHA, of YOU RIGHT!!!! COS UR ALL SHORT AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

OH MAN YOU SHO' NUFF GOT HIM THERE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

It's entirely down to me, and not the rest of you for being complicit.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

it's not flying
so much as a barely controlled plummet
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

or an 'Off Topic', as we call it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)