when it's a good /qotw some of the stories are brilliant
but i hardly ever read them any more, because the questions are shite.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You've got shite written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

that's cos she rolled over in bed this morning

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

written
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I overslept and just got to work.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Stop-out.

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Good effort.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

it's not the questions fault

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

when the question is tedious
it will breed more tedious answers. it's not that people can't still make good stories out of it.

it's that they won't bother.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1670758
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Are you coming out on Saturday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Nah, she's so far in the closet you might as well call her the white witch.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

i am out sat night
but might be around during the day. why, what's the plan??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

It's a cunning plan.
Check QOTW.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

He's after a car park knee trembler,
don't trust him.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Is Friday an option for you instead?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to a burlesque show on Friday
Could be good, could be terrible.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

My money would be on terrible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Meh
Beats stopping in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Girls prancing about in corsets
what's not to like? It's not as empowering as pole dancing, but I bet they still feel all strong and feminine and shit.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

burlesque is shorthand for 'chunky and plain looking'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Clearly you've been to shit burlesque.
I went to a burlesque games night last month and it was hot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Did you get laid?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Nope, but she pulled my face into her boobs.
I was more shocked by that then by the way you could see the bottom of her bum hanging out of her frilly knickers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I agree with your hot assessment.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

i've not been to burlesque, but i've seen it on the telly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

i am supposed to be running because i am out sat and sun
but i could swap that if there is alcohol in the plan
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

There is definitely booze planned. Just need to confirm if Friday or Saturday evening.
I can make both but would prefer Friday, Monty can make both, Stunned hasn't answered the question about Friday but he can do Saturday.

Fucking hell why is it so difficult to arrange meeting in a pub?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

ITS NOT PART OF THE PLAN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Sorry old bean.
I can't do Friday as I have a client dinner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Saturday evening it is then. I will gaz details.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Sweet.
I will prolly go and meet Montenegro in the afternoon and we can meet in Gordon's? Is that easy enough for you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I can do Saturday as I'm at a wedding soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO PRIVATELY MESSAGE PEOPLE OTHER PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE PARTY TO THIS DREARINESS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

shut up, rory
i'm waiting for my invite
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

GOOD POINT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)