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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Happy birthday to micro-simian.
My daughter is four on Sunday, and I wrapped all her gifts last night. She's getting some excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
have a great time, I hope no one messes it all up, if you know what i mean
I have got mini ape nothing, as she'll get loads from friends and relatives and I'm broke!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
They haven't got a clue when they're that age.
I got my nephew some matches.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I got your nephew some condoms.

I didn't really, stricly bareback, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
That's exactly what I didn't get for your daughter.
She is going to love the "black monster" I got for her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
You got her Ainsley Harriott???
So thoughtful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Prickwithaforklols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
fun uncle stunners
this morning her favourite toy was my face, which she enjoyed hitting and gouging.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
That's the best game to play when you're a baby!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

by ttered
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
He really is a terrible person isn't he?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

By terrible, you mean short, right?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
A terrible person, but a first-rate Jawa.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
POOTINI!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Cheers.
Fingers crossed cunt-chops won't ruin it. This is the first year I get to see her on her actual birthday. Very excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
What is our mantra?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
'Kill it and grill it', right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Wrong!
It's "Serenity, now".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Oh, right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
A good car made by Opel in the Eighties?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Hahaha. An appalling car.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
My brother had one in primer orange
He got pulled over a lot as it *looked* fast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

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