\o/ Yay for kiddie birthdays all round
They are excellent as there is just pure joy when they are opening their presents
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:38, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This made me start enjoying christmas again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Gammon and wine have the same effect on me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Morning drinking isn't much of a treat for you though, is it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Morning drinking is always a treat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

It's also a treat if you're just having a shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I prefer to read
then drink afterwards
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I like to think of my morning drinking as more of a treat for everyone else.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Same as my afternoon drinking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

You just love the sound of that zip coming down as they open their "presents" don't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Yep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Christmas just gone was the best one in years
just for spending it with my nephews and niece for the first time since they moved over from NZ. Properly joyful day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Nah they're all too old for my tastes
Once they start walking they can elude me too easily
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Agreed
I had accidently bought one extra pack of good smoked bacon rashers than I needed for the turkey so had all 12 in a sandwich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

urgh.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

It was unbelievably good
with a cup of coffee and some fresh orange. Proper made my Christmas morning that did
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I fucking hate bacon.
it is rank.

We've discussed this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Sporto will have yours then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

THIS^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

He can have it all he likes.
Neither me or the fella eat bacon.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

That's OK from your point of view
However, it does rather point out that your chap is an absolute fleet of berties.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I have no issue with you not liking bacon
This leaves more for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Bacainelolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Depends what type of bacon you get
The stuff the Merkins call bacon is foul
( Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I don't get how people can not get excited by presents as they get older.
Any time someone remembers my birthday, and cares enough to buy a present, I get incredibly excited. Mainly because my birthday is early in the year, so people never remember it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

A few years of shit presents soon kills the enjoyment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I think the only shit present I've ever had was when I was thirteen, and a girl from school gave me a porn magazine cos she thought it would be funny.
I think it helps that I'm generally very easy to please, and the fact that people take the time to do something nice like that for me is quite an enjoyable thing.

My brother though, he is fucking impossible to buy good presents for. Never says what he likes or what he wants. So it's like going blind shopping.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

You take a dog with you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

No way. not a dog person.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)