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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	I AM GOING TO MAKE A COFFEE
 	TRY TO HOLD BACK THE LOLS FOR MY RETURN
	(
 Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:10,
	
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latest was 13 years ago)
 
	
	I SHALL ALSO DO THIS
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:10,
	
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	DONE
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16,
	
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	NO FUCKIN' WAY
 	I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING THAT
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:10,
	
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	OH MY GOD ME TOO!
 	It's like we're in synchronicity!
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:13,
	
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	and now I want some
 	NO WAI!
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14,
	
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	actually I might just have tea
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14,
	
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	I've just had a pint of tea
 	from my ENORMOUS TEA MUG.
Now I might have a diet pepsi.
More news as it happens.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:15,
	
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 	M J
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16,
	
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	No, it's definitely a mug.
 	It has THE BOSS written on it.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17,
	
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	Mine has "Employee of the Month" on it.
 	My mum bought it for me.
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 Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18,
	
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	Does she still pimp you out on the docks?
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19,
	
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	:(
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:26,
	
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	Unions been on strike
 	He's down on his luck
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:28,
	
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	I would applaud
 	were I not furiously air guitaring
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30,
	
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	OK Darth, "air guitaring"
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:34,
	
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	We have so much in common b3th
 	We're both in our 30s and love sci-fi and atrociously well-endowed. And in both of our relationships the man is punching stupidly far above his weight.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14,
	
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	This is confusing
 	It seems like a Pandatron but then on a re-read it says Cavy has a massive cock
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:15,
	
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	I'm not sure how I got involved
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16,
	
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	Its your massive cock
 	It keeps getting in the way
mainly of me being able to read
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17,
	
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	It's true.
 	And we're both blind and fancy men.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16,
	
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	I've run out of ideas now
 	Maybe we're not actually the same person
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18,
	
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	Unless you're all Bert sockpuppet accounts
 	All talking to each other in a vain parody of human conversation.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:20,
	
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	+men
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:36,
	
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	I HAVE RETURNED
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17,
	
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	have you seen Quentin
 	?
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19,
	
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	Retourner, as it were.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19,
	
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	retourne atwat
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22,
	
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	you are on fire today
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23,
	
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	This explains the short hair
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:24,
	
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	RIGHT EVERYONE.
 	THIRD TIME LUCKY.
READYYYYYY.............NOW!
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19,
	
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Shed
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PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23,
	
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	Chompy!
 	I hear you're going to let Darth fondle your arse in a Norwich waterhole.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:26,
	
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	This is definitely what I also heard.
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:27,
	
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	Did you also hear he was going to film it for later use?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:29,
	
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	there's actually going to be 3 b3tans in a pub for 30mins
 	techically a bash it shoud be on the calendar.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:28,
	
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	33% of the b3tans are women
 	therefore it's obviously bullshit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:31,
	
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	fucking hell crossed over into east anglia, 
 	st elmos fire played on local radio, its like goodnight sweetheart.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:34,
	
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	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA SHED LOL!!!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:49,
	
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	WHERE'S MY FUCKING COFFEE BITCH
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19,
	
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	She's making the teas!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22,
	
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	THIS IS A RACIST JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23,
	
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	All over your lap with that attitude, young man.
 	
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23,
	
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	ooooh
 	warm tingly feeling in my lap.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25,
	
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	That's either mr b3th or Biscuit pissing on you
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:29,
	
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	I think it's more likely to be my laptop.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:29,
	
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	Pissing on you?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30,
	
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	You get out of a computer what you put into it
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:31,
	
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	It's either all of the above
 	Or the Tena Lady pants just failed.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:34,
	
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	*glares*
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:35,
	
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	Tena pants it is then.
 	
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:38,
	
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