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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Isn't it a bit slow?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18825579
I thought running involved fastness.
What do you find slow?
Alt, is fastness a real word?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:57, 231 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
People walking in front of me are always ridiculously slow.
No. Don't think so.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Yes it is, but does not mean speed.
A mountain fastness is like a hard-to reach fort.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I am right:
a. A secure or fortified place; a stronghold.
b. A remote, secret place.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
And also:
The ability of a material or dye to maintain its colour without fading or washing away.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I prefer my answer about forts, you vegetarian wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
You prefer wanking vegetarians in a remote, secret place.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Anglesey, to be precise.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
See you there!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
OK!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

alt: the althletic one from the Family Ness?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I hate it when car journalists say that a company has added 'lightness' to a car

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I hate it when car journalists say
anything at all, the dull cunts.

Torque? I'd be interested if they were on about Torquemada.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I have to google so many of your posts :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I think a lack of knowledge of C15th Spanish cardinals
is just about excusable.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
phew!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
But you should be au fait with any from C16th onwards.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Well of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
That's cos no-one expects etc

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I like to lift weights and listen to west coast hip hop
I pretend I'm in the yard at san Quentin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

weights shirts
yard showers
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Do you mean Quentin's back garden?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I pump iron in Quentin's back garden

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1672663
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

garden passage
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

back uphill
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

the yard at San
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
OK this one wins

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This board most days
Naked Ape
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
OK chaps, I'm back at my desk
The internet can start being good again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Me too
I have returned items to shops and had a hair cut
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Urgh, just forgot to put sugar in my coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Sugar is for gaylords.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
As in 'gay Lord Sugar'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
"Ooohhhhh, you're soooo fired"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
poofter eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I confuse people as I can drink tea and coffee with our without milk/sugar in all combinations

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
ah the refined palate of the geordie
Divvinay through that oot pet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
OK great.
Starting.......NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I wouldn't hold your breath
I've already been waiting five minutes and so far, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
OK that one didn't count.
From..........NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
*stares*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
*makes you lose your underwear*


*instantly regrets doing so*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Oh man
It took me ages to stuff my cock into my underwear, it's going to take hours to find it all again :(

It'll have tied itself in knots and everything.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

all
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

"


t Gr
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
That really is an insufferably dull article, by the way.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
yes,
tl;dr
People run faster to faster music.

Sherlock is constipated.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I liked it when they said that
some types of music were better than others to run to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Not since the tedious days of 'shed' has there been such a dull thread.
COME ON KIDS, SORT IT AHHT WILL YA?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Threadjack it then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This not going to the pub on a Friday lunchtime will simply not do, sporto
We rely on you being pissed on here to keep Friday afternoons alive.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Sorry boys
I needed a haircut
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
You are Biz Markie AICMNakers googling this classic album.
strictlyoldschoolhiphop.blogspot.co.uk/2010/10/biz-markie-i-need-haircut-1991.html
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Are you sure you want to claim an Ape?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I have a beatboxing Biz Markie alarm clock at home, fact fans.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
*wakes up to the sound of*
You, You got what I need
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
It's a great way to start the day
However the batteries ran out about ten years ago. Now it's an ornament.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

www.engadget.com/2005/01/25/biz-markie-talking-clock-radio/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I watched ""Crush Groove" the other week trufact
The Fatboys beatboxing made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Their first LP is actual genius.
'In Jail' in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
*bookmarks*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Innit.
Fucken prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Sorry I'm busy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
/Obvious
usy ent
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Looks like I'll be meeting Chompy for a pint in a couple of hours
Bets on who throws the first punch are at the discretion of Mr TheDogFucker
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Why is that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Innit? Chompy, hands down.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Why am I meeting him or why do I think a pool on punchin' is a good plan?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
pool punchin' plan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
We have previous, innit
Have actually just been texting him about the meet, promises to be a good laugh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Didn't you threaten to
"knock his farken teef arrrt" on one occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
He's such a fucking hard nut.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Not as such
I got my impotent rage on a good while ago, genuinely can't remember what was said, apologised subsequently. I'm not in the habit of punching people, unless they start it, which seems phenomenally unlikely.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I, for one, welcome this new spirit of reconciliation

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Do you want to make something of it??

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Let's enjoy this period of blissful, Rory- and Quentin-free harmony
*holds hands (with self)*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
That's not your hand, you filthy pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
You can think of much better things to do to them with a clenched fist?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Glasnost in da haaaaaaws

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Don't get raped

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Which one of them are you talking to there?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Old people.
Alt: yes, but it doesn't refer to speed. It means that the colour of something doesn't run.

God, I'm bored today. I've tried working, I've tried housework, I've even tried shopping. I think I need someone to entertain me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
*helicopters*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
fingers, vibrators and lube

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Robbie Williams

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Ainthalfhotmum lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
hey hey! I'm here!
I'm totally entertaining. I just bought a second hand bedside table and a sander and some sari material. I am going to make A THING
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Oh dear, the sander is going to fuck that sari right up.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
oh what?
I hadn't thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Use scissors instead.
Top tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
*takes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Needs MOAR ice and beards

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
and piss-stained blankets.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
ice beards?
is this all about explorers and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
John Carpenter's film The Thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Or the prequel I was forced to watch

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
you know what
i've never seen that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
A THING???
I designed a logo for a competition today. It was quite cute.

Have you submitted all the relevent H&S procedure forms for the thing-making?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
ooh, is it on your website, or will it be?
No H&S procedures for I am at home and this is one of my many summer projects. I may regret this once I end up sanding my arm off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
It's not on the website
and I can't put it there, as part of the competition rules. Maybe once the contest is over.

Did you see the monster yesterday? I've got a whole range of them lined up. I'm really enjoying those.

so, what is this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Is it you designing those then?
They are cool
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Who did you think it was?
I'm the one that's been whoring them all over facebook...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I dunno
mr b3th?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
ah, because I talk about 'him'?
Yeah, that's the happy biscuit. He's a he.
It's basically just me. I have identity issues.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
You can't wish your breasts away b3th

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I can't fucking diet them away. either.

: (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
oh he was cool! I liked him (/her/it)
I plan to do some decoupage - gluing material to a bit of furniture and varnishing it. I'm going with sari material and making something a bit like those indian patchworks. I went into a sari shop today, got talking to the woman there and she does textiles and had loads of rolls of awesome material in the basement that I rifled through.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
So the sari and the bedside table aren't the same 'thing'?
I'm intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
they are the same thing
1. sand table
2. glue sari material to table
3. moar glue
4. moar glue
5. varnish
6. WIN!

This technique
www.jcarolinecreative.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Store_Code=JC&Screen=NIGHTSTAND

Only more indian
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
90% of the workers at 711

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Except Apu, right?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
is that the monkey from Aladdin?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
It may well be. I've never seen that.
I was thinking of the guy who runs the Kwik-e-Mart on teh simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
It's what curry makes me do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
hurr hurr

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
If I get the wrong one
They tend to make me wince in pain when I have a shit.

Gandhi guts, indeed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I hear ya, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
OT this week

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
FUCKING INNIT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Perhaps it needs more sheds.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Friday afternoons.
It's the works equivalent of the long dark tea-time of the soul.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I can't imagine many employers (who aren't complete cunts, anyway)
expect much in the way of productivity on a Friday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Certainly not at mine.
The guy behind me has moved on from playing Rosanna constantly to the mnah mnah song.

Urge to kill- rising...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
doo doooooo de doo doo.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
mnah mnah

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)
But everybodies free...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Sunscreen I can live with
It's one of my favourite songs.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
It's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Unless the track in question
Is made by Masai tribesmen, and pressed on vinyl made of Tibetan yak tears, you think everything is shit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
my last lesson on a friday this last year
was with some second years. I'd let them put music on, it was always noisy, sometimes there was dancing and arsing about (usually me). Luckily this sometimes led to better work. Yay art subjects
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
There'll be beers in the canteen in about 30 minutes
I doubt my employers expect much productivity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul:
the book equivalent of stuffing your face with human faeces and then running headfirst into a wall, only slightly less enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Robert Rankin is far superior.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
what?!
Rankin just spends ages saying things lots of times hoping it will eventually become funny. It's some old charter or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
No, he also made up acronyms specifically so that he could call an organisation BUMFART and so on.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
genius

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I prefer his cousin 'Uptown Top'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
(!)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
See me in me pants and ting lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
mindbleach please, ladies and gents

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
OK, there's a decent sub-thread
Friday afternoon time wasting
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Drinking.
I find that usually does it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
THATS IT!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
STOP THE GODDAMN PRESSES
My boss has just handed me a DOUGHNUT THE SIZE OF YOUR* HEAD on his way out of the door.

Thus heralds a sugar-fuelled afternoon of doing FUCK ALL

*if you're Battered
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Give me 10 minutes
I'l be over...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Wales to Norfolk in ten minutes?
You really love you a doughnut, dontcha
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
There's an underground hypersonic tunnel known only to sheep-farmers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
hypbaasonic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Very good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
you don't get a figure like mine
without dedication to doughnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
+ the Billy Mill roundablout

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
roundablart

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
google "approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I AM GOING TO MAKE A COFFEE
TRY TO HOLD BACK THE LOLS FOR MY RETURN
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I SHALL ALSO DO THIS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
DONE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
NO FUCKIN' WAY
I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING THAT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
OH MY GOD ME TOO!
It's like we're in synchronicity!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
and now I want some
NO WAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
actually I might just have tea

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I've just had a pint of tea
from my ENORMOUS TEA MUG.
Now I might have a diet pepsi.

More news as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

M J
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
No, it's definitely a mug.
It has THE BOSS written on it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Mine has "Employee of the Month" on it.
My mum bought it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Does she still pimp you out on the docks?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Unions been on strike
He's down on his luck
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I would applaud
were I not furiously air guitaring
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
OK Darth, "air guitaring"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
We have so much in common b3th
We're both in our 30s and love sci-fi and atrociously well-endowed. And in both of our relationships the man is punching stupidly far above his weight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is confusing
It seems like a Pandatron but then on a re-read it says Cavy has a massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I'm not sure how I got involved

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Its your massive cock
It keeps getting in the way

mainly of me being able to read
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
It's true.
And we're both blind and fancy men.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I've run out of ideas now
Maybe we're not actually the same person
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Unless you're all Bert sockpuppet accounts
All talking to each other in a vain parody of human conversation.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
+men

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I HAVE RETURNED

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
have you seen Quentin
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Retourner, as it were.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
retourne atwat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
you are on fire today

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This explains the short hair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
RIGHT EVERYONE.
THIRD TIME LUCKY.

READYYYYYY.............NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
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Shed
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(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Chompy!
I hear you're going to let Darth fondle your arse in a Norwich waterhole.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is definitely what I also heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Did you also hear he was going to film it for later use?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
there's actually going to be 3 b3tans in a pub for 30mins
techically a bash it shoud be on the calendar.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
33% of the b3tans are women
therefore it's obviously bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
fucking hell crossed over into east anglia,
st elmos fire played on local radio, its like goodnight sweetheart.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA SHED LOL!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
WHERE'S MY FUCKING COFFEE BITCH

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
She's making the teas!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
THIS IS A RACIST JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
All over your lap with that attitude, young man.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
ooooh
warm tingly feeling in my lap.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
That's either mr b3th or Biscuit pissing on you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I think it's more likely to be my laptop.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Pissing on you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
You get out of a computer what you put into it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
It's either all of the above
Or the Tena Lady pants just failed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
*glares*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Tena pants it is then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This afternoon is boring
I might go and call someone a 'fucking black cunt' and then claim I was being sarcastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Fuck off, chigger lover.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I do that all the time!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Sarcastic racist!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
See above

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)
alright quendlords?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
*doffs cap*
'dozer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
We *were*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
not you as well.
Swipola already thinks I'm a cunt and wants me to die in a fire.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
aw.
That's not fair. I mean, it's not like you're quentin or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Shall we talk about Quentin now he's not here?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
and nor is al
hmmmm

mind you, nor is bert.

HMMMMMMM.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
It's no fun being hated.
Kill Yr Idols etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
She did say that, didn't she.
Thought it was a bit harsh, myself. Shooting would be far more humane.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Who told who to die in a fire?
What's the backstory?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Mrs Weston
The Falklands
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Dozy complained the swipe was being mean to him
I said people are mean to those they fancy, she said no, she just hates him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
i wasn't talking about dozer specifically
just cunts in general. if the cap fits, take it off and die in a fire.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
DON'T TRY AND WRIGGLE OUT OF IT NOW
You said it, we all saw.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I dun a boo hoo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Really? I can see why she hates you now.
Be a man FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

(!) Obvs
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
very harsh :'(
We used to be buddies as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

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