clearly it has to be hotel chocolat lemon cheesecake slabs
alt: obvious question is obvious.

altalt: if it's the end of the world in 5 minutes time, what on earth is the point? pointless question is pointless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:10, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

OI. You owe me a gaz.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

oh shit yes
hang on
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Why were you absent on Saturday evening?
There is a small north London gathering tomorrow evening if you're free?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

shit, i owe stunned a text as well
i'm failing all over the place here. sat night i was out dining on amaaaaazing japanese fodder and then getting cunted at a speakeasy. it was underground, so i only got his text when i fell out onto the street at about 3am.

i am coming tomorrow night, berk is liaising, i believe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Splendid. I will gaz pub details.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

brilliant
i'd better have my hair done. stunned looked at me critically the last time he saw me, and said, "you look very different with curly hair, don't you?"

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

No charm that boy. No charm at all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)

he was wanking into monty's hair at the time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

The altalt says something about who your are or some shit
It says you're dull and obvious
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

i thought the obvious answer was EVERYONE?
oh well. carry on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Fuck off Oldman

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

well. aren't you a treat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Ooh, I like treats, there were something from back in the day unless I'm misremembering
Sorry to bring you back 'down to earth' but I meant no offence, it was a FILM reference.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Are you saying that Swipe is, in fact, Big Mo?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Mo
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Wouldn't dream of it

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)