Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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lots of things confuse mebut thinking about them is making me ranty. i'm going to my first zumba class tonight, bet that will confuse the fuck out of me. AND i did 60 mins running and 30 mins on the cross trainer before work this morning, so i am stiff as a cunt.
alt: only that old dos game. i fucking loved a bit of that.
altalt: ALL CHEESE. except weak as shit plastic cheese and brie. brie can go fist itself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:38,
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latest was 13 years ago)
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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i'm not a principled veggiei'm just fussy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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me and my friend wenot to zumba oncethe guy did lots of dance steps really quickly, and the music degenerated to Jive Bunny and The Birdie Song. I suspect he wasn't really a zumba teacher
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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Are you going for some kind of personal best?Most Shit Songs Referenced In One Thread?
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what you don't have now will come back again(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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Anyone can be a fucking Zumba "teacher"All you need is a big mouth, a can of Relentless and a shit record collection. There's no skill to it whatsoever
/dance snob
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you are clearly a puppet or have been lurking with intent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:03,
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So tell us a bit about yourself,male (obviously), fat (obv), virgin (obv)
anything else?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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sounds about rightare you a northern? We have quite a few here now, dragging down standards of dress, finance and meal naming conventions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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I drove past there last week and I thought to myselfthat is an aptly named town, assuming of course it used to host a coal mine. Otherwise, it's a shitly named town.
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Rotters, to a man.They revolt me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:12,
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we are *correcting*you on your meal naming conventions
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:20,
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I for one welcome our new lurking UnderlordMake us a cuppa Leo, there's a pecking order to reinforce
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Hello Darth FoxtrotAre you a dancing Star Wars fan? I'd make you a cuppa but I wouldn't wish that milky gloop on my worst enemy.
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You're very insightful, LeoIt's a coffee I'm after dear boy, not been sleeping well. If you've got methamphetamine I'll take that.
And party.
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You're far too nice for this forumIT'S TOO LATE FOR ME BUT GET OUT NOW etc
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you'd think he could at least pick music that wasn't from a wedding disco. Or maybe show us a thing rather than just jigging about?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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If you must try an unskilled "dance" to get fit, do SalsaAt least it's sociable, and may be of some use in certain musical establishments. Be aware that whilst this is the lesser of two evils I will still mock you mercilessly for it.
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I think it's best I never danceother than while drunk and at a club.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:24,
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I've seen Strictly BallroomI imagine you are like those dudes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:34,
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HOW DARE YOUI am nowhere near that Australian. Or, believe it or not, that camp.
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it's my only reference pointand I have nothing but your word to disprove it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:39,
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The standard of international Ballroom dancing has improved immensely since that film was madealthough said film was hardly up to the standards of the time.
This really has fuck all to do with your post, I'm sorry, I'm going home, knackered.
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Perfect uprocking and gain the admiration of your peers**well, me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:34,
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