I wanted to be a filthy, dirty great bent copper, but then i grew up
alt. i don't "do" boxsets, but my girlfriend has dr who and star trek ones, she's never watched the star trek ones (i bought them for her, she said she was a fan when she clearly isn't). I don't have the attention span.

altalt. i don't care

altaltalt. no, you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:18, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hi hunny

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

YOU CAN INCREASE YOUR TOTAL TO 16 NOW YOU PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Is your girlfriend a nerd?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

nerd blind, deaf and with no sense of smell.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)

she isn't really, if you saw her you wouldn't suspect that she's a dr who watching vegetarian
she's too smartly dressed and intelligent, the dr who thing is just cos she used to watch it with her dad when she was little

star trek is something her ex watched, i think she liked the idea of it but not actually it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

My girlfriend is an intelligent, smartly dressed Dr Who-watching vegetarian
There can't possibly be two of those in Britain

YOU FACKIN CAHNT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

yeah but your one's a foreign
I win.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

is she legal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

in which country?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Norfolk isn't technically its own sovereign nation
Yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

It damn well should be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Alan Partridge could be our King
He would speak proudly at the UN about Norfolk's pleasant estuaries, cow-bombing farmers and blacklack
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

OUR king?
Are you one of them now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I had the webbing grafted in between my fingers specially
For the first week or so it felt like someone else was wanking me off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I imagine someone else was.
You know, someone male. Cos you're a bender.
Booyah!

Morning you. All good?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

This really is not a good day for the b3ta Gay Joke Standards
Yes very well thank you darling, and yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Not bad.
May have to get dressed in a minute though. It really is getting on. And I have to take his lordship to a hospital appointment in an hour.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

*looks at clock*
Grumble. Hope all goes well today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Oooo actually I have doctor who boxsets.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

so?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

they're awsome.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

WHICH ONE IS WHICH?!?!?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

eh?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

two accounts with the same name?!?!?!?
what kind of LOLarious waki shit is this?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

oh, hilarious internet user bobby-thundercunt the magnificent child molester stole my name :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

This should be his username.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

haha! oh man, that's almost as funny as a jedi knocking a child onto a train-track!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)