I'm sick and tired of fucking homeless people stopping me on the street
They seem me with a fag, ask for a fag, then ask for money. I gave a bloke a nandos card with all 3 freebies on last week, and he said "Have you got a fiver for a drink to go with it?", I said "Sorry, no cash", and he goes "Well, I guess thank you then". Him, along with that women with the sores all over her body who I walked to the cashpoint with and took out XX for, who I gave my number too (don't ask, my head wasn't right at the time) have ruined it for me. I'm not looking for anything more than basic manors. Fuck 'em.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Did you give her your pin number?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I was hoping for some over-trouser action

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

The other day when one asked me if I could spare any change,
I handed over a CD copy of The Glow of Love. LOL!!!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Luthervandrosslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

It's the ones that give it the old
*sob story* "Can I have xx moneys for a phone call?" that annoy me. If they just asked for a quid towards some booze I'd fucking give it to them.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't a minimum of 3 times a week.
Seriously, they go for smokers. I reckon asking for a fag is every day, although half of them aren't homeless. And every other day it seems that it leads onto asking for money.

You know whats great though, sometimes when asking for a fag, once every couple of weeks, I get a really nice story about someone going for their first job interview, and how proud their parents are'n'stuff. Proper makes me smile when one of them comes along.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Awwww, I bet you feel like a proud dad yourself.
That must be lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)

It almost makes me feel like, that in some small way, if they get that job, that first major achievement in their life, in some small way, and by no means am I saying that it's _all_ thanks to me. But maybe, just maybe, they'll look back on this day.....
.... and think to themselves "I had a good day, I just got my first job, and I got a ciggerette off that nice man. It's like someone upstairs is looking out for me", and I'll just think to myself "No, it's not someone upstairs, I am no angel. I'm just a normal man. But pass that ciggerette on, on your first paycheque, help someone as I've helped you, so I can help them too"... like a piramid scheme of good luck.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Or they could be lying shitweasels like almost everyone else.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Nah, they'd be laying down a sob story if that was the case.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

And they wouldn't continue after the fag
And those ones never ask for cash.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)