So, Zombies
One of Monty's favourite bands etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:49, 86 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

not 'zombies'
they prefer 'life-challenged'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Odessey (sic) and Oracle is OK
but I wouldn't say they were a favourite. They were a bit bent, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

this thread is
the /talk of the season
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Oh good one. Nice work.

Now the Olympics are fucking up my access to my kid. I am LIVID.

I really could fucking cry, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)

i was quite pleased with that
would it be too insensitive to make a "she's not there" pun?

fucking hell, how so?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Hahahah no it wouldn't, v good.
My visit should be saturday. I agreed to sunday. Now sunday is cancelled due to them not coming back from Cunterbury til Monday to avoid Olympic traffic.

She's off to Spain on the 27th until Aug 11th, too.

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

i know no more zombies tracks, so i'm spent
oh arse biscuit, that really sucks. could you get monday off??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)

No :o(((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)

to be entirely fair
that's your ex being a tool, not the olympics per se.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Now is not the time to be right online badger!
Put your skirt on and go play hockey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Really it is her responsibility to work around the traffic
I appreciate this will mean nothing to her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Take the Monday off work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Or kill your ex, whatever's easier really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)

I have staff on holiday - can take no time off at all next week

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Get your daughter sent to your office by courier.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I'm in the middle of a major sense of humour bypass today I'm afraid.
The thought that I won't see my kid until mid fucking August, on top of my other shit, is giving me a LOL factor of about minus twenty thousand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

You should get a dog !
Get a Prince Charles Spaniel, they have the same hair as you. And I'm sure you totally did KC2nd, he was the partying king. The joy on her face would be amazing, and she'll want to spend more time at yours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I couldn't properly look after a fucking cat, Gonz.
No chance with a dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

But between the two of you, you could do it !
Imagine being able to hear the pitter-patta of tiny paws pumping pavement as you do your runs ! A dog is a good thing, it teaches responcilbity, it teaches the circle of life, it teaches so much. And it brings you unrequenting unconditional unadulterated pure love. Imagine coming home to seeing a smiling face, just pleased you're home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)

You can't really expect them to cancel the olympics, or even to delay it.
I mean, don't you realise how much money they've spent on it? Every second cost millions of pounds. People have spent their whole lives for it. The stuff is all printed out, they can't undo that, although I guess they could change the digitial... nah', its a silly idea.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Because I'm a big girl?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Then how will you bum everyone?
Olympics is now officially shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Book club tonight
Not sure whether to hide in the bedroom and watch a movie or to to the pub; I am broke after all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)

I am currently hiding in the pub to avoid one of my wife's friends. As I am going out later I will be shitfaced by 10pm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I've had three pints today, not much, but a base nonetheless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)

The worst bit will be travelling to East Dulwich later. Guaranteed to need a piss whilst on the tube.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I have the bladder of a sparrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I am fine until I 'break the seal' as I believe it is called.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I had to go back to Kilburn today to pick up my work ID I dropped
Took me 45 minutes from home then 40 back to the office. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Serves you right for working so far from Kilburn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Evening.
My late afternoon meeting was cancelled so I left work at five. It feels like I've taken a half day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Good stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Evening all whats poppin?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Shit all Double H, shit all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I got my "God save the queen" picture disc BTW

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)

It's a cracker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

It's gonna get framed and hung up on the stairs with the rest of them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Sorry to hear about the probs with your wee girl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)

girl

Urinary tract lols.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Well, I'm off home to drink some beers
watch some telly and do some housework. My lifestyle is epic.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Did you watch season 1?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I am on season 3

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)

woah you work fast

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)

of hwat?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Deadwood, Kroney was looking for something to watch the other week...
My suggestion reminded him of what one of his friends said when it was aired the first time.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Oh god no, the only cowboy film I ever liked was Cowboys And Aliens.
Cowboy films are gnash.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Nahhh give this one a go.....
Lovejoy with tourettes its excellent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)

+back to the future 3
+ firefly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Was firefly the auzzie one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)

I've heard of it never seen it?
Is firefly worth watching?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)

YES
then watch serenity, but do it in that order.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Whats firefly about?
The bloggospher has gone kurazy that they're doing more of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)

best sci fi in forever
got canned part way through, it's that good. Like a kind of sci fi cowboys series. ONly better than that sounds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Not the one with Kevin Sorbo (i think thats his name) in then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)

*googles*
no, that's andromeda
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Yep you're probs right.
Last sci-fi thing i got into was "earth final conlfict" and thats well dated now
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Cowboy stuff = shit. Science fiction = shit. Cowboy + science fiction = utter dribbly runny shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)

oh really?
well if you feel that way I better never involve myself in any of this ever again.

You seem to have mistaken your opinion for one I care about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Yes. Your recommendation is so good it got canned by there'd unction company.
Never viewing figures get in the way of a recommendation eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)

viewing figures always mean a better program
that's why x factor is so good.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)

I am about to start watching Dexter based on recommendations received here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Next time you have a pint with kroney ask him about his thoughts on Deadwood

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Cowboy stuff is fucking shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Lovejoy on tourrettes is well cool

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)

cowboy stuff is fucking shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)

I thought your next viewing was going to be Transsexual Babysitters 4?
You told me you really liked the first three.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Sorry Batts I hate to admit it......
but this is funny
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)

When were you granted permission to shorten my username?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Ages ago do keep up

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Please desist.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)

Sorry I can't
I'm all OCD like you and sheds
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:31, Reply)

There is nothing OCD about sheds.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Wow, that was unnesssarily pointlessly aggressive.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Shut up Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Not as much as I like the Anal Prolapse series.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I wouldn't know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Still re-watching Pre-Pubescent Thai Boys Learning To Rim part 2 eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)

your knowledge of the genre is most impressive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Swedish Lesbian Lavatory Lust part 5 is a personal favourite.
As is Vietnamese Conjoined Twins Cum Swapping part 1. Avoid the remake, it's got a poor soundtrack.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)

is the vietnamese one
The one that Harters recommended?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)

No he prefers ones starring much younger 'actors'
He's the Paul Gadd of B3ta.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)

You wanna be in my gang?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)

TIME FOR A NEW THREAD ME THINKS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)