I don't understand the question.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Guild wars 2 is a new game, I'm playing a beta event this weekend.
Which class should I choose for my character.
Mesmer, sorta like a magician
Elementalist, standard Mage class
Ranger, ranged attacker
Thief, stealthy stabby type
Engineer, not sure about them but they get flamethrowers
Guardian, sort of paladin holy warrior sort
Necromancer, magical guy raises zombies and shit to fight.
Warrior, big sword big armour hits people.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

ecr
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(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

This is a very funny strikethrough joke.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I finally got it.
I won't play a nonce.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

at least something on here is funny today
i'm going to take your word for it, but if it's funny, it stands out by itself. a solid nugget of shit in a fetid lake of diarrhoea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Hello, figmas' friend is dead, nothing is funny anymore

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

well, that's just not true
why, walking down fleet street earlier, i saw a double decker bus that had tried to fit down a side street and had got jammed between a van and a post. and they say women are shit drivers, rory.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

some cunthorse drove into me last week
apparantly he didn't do it cos his dads a policeman
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

have you got witnesses? fucking loser
my mum was once driving near manchester airport and an actual cunthorse leapt out of a field and galloped into her car. the horse was fine, the car was a total mess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Yer, it's a ballache. He's denying it and went off with a bottle of t-cut to 'hide' his bumper damage.
I got quoted 1500 for his artisan work on mine. It's alright though cos his dads a policeman, so there's no way he did it.

What he didn't know is that I'm his landlord, I've served him notice to fuck off and I'll be keeping his deposit. nuck nuck nuck
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

how does that help? because the police are never ever corrupt, maybe?
excellent. you can throw in a claim for the house smelling of chemicals and t-cut stains on the floor.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

the one where you don't spend the weekend staring at a screen
that one
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I've had 3 whole weekends having to talk to a girl, I'm sick of people.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Fuck yeah, girls get boring after a while.
Sometimes you just want to kick back and playing computer games in a dark room for a whole weekend while eating takeaway for dinner each night.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Figmaus' friend is dead, computer games, food, life, love; none of it means anything anymore

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I'm just trying to move on Rory.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I don't understand the explanation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Have you ever played a computer game?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Not really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Right at the beginning of the game I get to make a character.
Their "Class" or job if you will makes a difference in the game. I have to choose their class, but I'm unsure which one to choose. WHAT DO YOU THINK TANGLED?!?!?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Er... Do you have to fight people in this game?
If so, choose the one who is good at fighting?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)

You do,
and they're all good at fighting but in different ways. Eg. the ranger is very good at shooting people from far off, but the warrior is good at hitting people with swords and hammers etc.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I reckon a gun is probably better than a sword.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

The guns are just sorta muskety pistols, so not great against plate mail.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Which one looks the coolest?
Do any of them look cool?*
Choose that one.


*Is there anything remotely cool about any of this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Here's pictures of them all
www.guildwars2.com/en/the-game/professions/
Which do you think looks the coolest.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I might have to go for:
None of the above.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)

et
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)

f) adult

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)