I love haribo, ale, breasts, roast lamb sandwiches, bacon, marmite, and many other things
I hate nuts (especially peanuts, they stink), liver, walking to work when it's very warm, finding out someone has hidden the large fan we keep in the brew room.

Alt: Excellent thanks, spent the weekend with the Missus, went to see Avenue Q and the new Batman film, planned our holiday for the end of next month, came home and was only 20 seconds off the train when I received a phone call from a housemate, inviting me to the pub. I left about 4 pints later, feeling rather happy, before sticking a bolognaise in the slow cooker, and going to bed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Morning, fatcunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Morning, shitwit.
How are you?

Btw, you know your jerk recipe? I want to make a slow cooked caribbean curry, would it suffice, or should I tone down the spice a little, as I'll be cooking it IN the sauce.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)

If anything you should add more spice as it will all steam out during the long cooking...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Really?
I'd have thought it would intensify.

Also, I'm slow cooking with the lid on, so the steam should all stay in...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)

No definately put more in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Cut down spices and flavourings for slow cookers
Especially stuff like bay leaves and cinnamon. DAMHIKT
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)

"you are a screaming bum-bandit"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Thank you for the endorsement!
As an aside, are there recognised ISO classification levels of bum-banditry? does it start with Lisping, then move up to Mincing, then Flaming, Screaming and finally, Gerbilling?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)

These are the rules.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Tru Dat

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I will get it for you.
I've another one which I haven't tested which I have on good authority is ace.

Never tone down the spice, unless you are a screaming bum-bandit. It's a simple rule which many fail to follow. And you really have to have scotch bonnets as the flavour is integral, let alone the heat - other chillies will not do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Danke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)

All this food is why you're a fatty now.............













and me
( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I saw your status this morning, fatty. You still weigh more than I do.
Well done on the weight loss though, how have you done that?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I weigh considerably more than him.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

him a small moon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)

That's no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

It is if I pull my trousers down.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

AIDS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

You weigh less than 13 stone? Seriously?
I don't mean to offend but you do look heavier, mind you I put in a lot of mile on the bike so some could be put down to muscle I guess.

I lost it following a new and highly complicated diet called eat less and do more. I was 14 stone and fed up with sucking my gut in, not im just under 13 and don't have to suck the gut in but would like to lose a bit more.
( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

He's only 4' 5"
technically he should still sit on a booster cushion when he's in a car.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Aye, I know
Tbh, even when my weight dropped a fair amount, my face still stayed fat, and I retained 4 or 5 of my chins. I'm trying to eat properly again, and walk home from work every day, just to lose it a bit at a time, then at the end of September, I'm signing up to the same gym as my housemate, and we'll head down most days.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I can't afford a gym
So I just stay active.
( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)