I'm with you on the apples. I won't touch a red one, and I have no idea why.
Then again, I am officially a mental, so it could be that.

Alt: pretty good ta, yeah. Watched an awful lot of golf, for some reason. Those commentators say some weird shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*green apple high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)

You're an apple racist that's why.
Its probably because where green apples are crisp, juicy and slightly tart a red apple is soggy, tasteless and shit.
( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

They look like they taste chalky.
This is an entirely irrational viewpoint, but I am a girl and therefore contractually obliged to be irrational.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Alt: Dear God, how tedious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

This, from the King Of Tedium.
spouting bollocks about this band and that band that nobody else has ever heard of or cares about.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)

It's not my fault people are stupid.
If I got together everyone in Britain who had decent taste, I wouldn't have a 'crowded house' - DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE DONE HERE?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

It's not my fault everyone else under the age of, y'know, METHUSELAH likes to listen to stuff that isn't noisy SHIT.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I bet you like "Mike and the Mechanics"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Never heard of the losers.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

looking back
over my shoulder, I can say they were shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Arse mechanics, more like!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

"Your big end's gone, luv'"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Yesterday they said one of the players was a good ball stroker.
I nearly shat a kidney, I was laughing so hard.
I am so mature.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I had a giggling fit while dissecting the sheep's heart today because my lab partner said "Woah, look at those flaps!"

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Yeah, I just giggled reading that.
Soooo, sooooo mature....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Both of these stories have made me do a lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)

There's one thing more pointless than watching golf
And that's listening to it on the radio.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)