Is this where someone says Hello Bert?
Hello Bert.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

?
plato.stanford.edu/entries/russell/russell.gif
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

That's the one.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

i didn't know he posted here,
did you bully him off?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

He's now in Dorking nick, the dirty nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Nah Winders here isn't Robbo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

so,
how does it work over here, who are the bad guys, and who are the good guys?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

same as /talk
we're all cunts except Quentin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I'M LOVELY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

You are
and don't let anyone tell you different.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

are have your momma's eyes
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

o' . 'o

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

The layout of the threads is better here, and you can post pics.

I'm terribly dull and everyone else is a prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

pictures?
PICTURES? ARE YOU MAD THERE WILL BE UPROAR!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)

How could this little fellow cause uproar?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

what the fuck is that pointless thing?
kill it. kill it with FIRE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

It looks like someone's drawn a face on one of Ainsley Harriott's bollocks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Ha!

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Fuck you Swipe
I hope you find a rotting dog carcass in your bed.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I am so turned on right now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

you be the rat,
i'll be the bear.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'm disrobing as we speak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

WP definitely isn't Bert.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

prove it queer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Have you fucked your sister?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

i fucked YOUR sister,
but no, alas, i have no sister.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Then, sir, you are not Bert.
And I'm afraid if you fucked my sister* I'm going to have to let you know you should probably get yourself checked out pretty soon. You might not have long left.

*I don't have a sister, so I can only assume it was my brother in drag.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I knew girls weren't supposed to have cocks,
but he was so persuasive, and i had had at least 3 breezers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Apparently he is a caring and considerate lover.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

he takes it like a lady,
and gives like a stallion.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

YOU'VE GOT HIM ON THE ROPES HERE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERRULE YOUR SISTER?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

If not, why not? Everyone else has.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)