yeah I guess so.
I have had pizza and garlic bread and a little bit of a chocolate gu thingo. I feel like a massive internet fatty, so I'm going to bully you all even worse, to compensate for my low self esteem.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

shut it, fatchops

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

You'll always be hated here.
A schizophrenic, maladjusted little troll like you? Yup. Forever in your mother's basement.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

"maladjusted"
good word
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

i like this
however, i feel the need to point out that while i may be schizophrenic and maladjusted, my mother has no basement and i own some prime real estate in kensington

while you are nothing but a weak and pathetic student in a country that no-one respects
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

The bench outside McDonalds is not "prime" Q

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

IT IS IF I SAY IT IS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

McQ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

ahahhah, genuine massive LOL here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Man I wish I could click "I Like This" more than once.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

can't you?
i always do. on some posts anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

woooo real life to get in the way now!
going to go molest my visitor.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Vicar coming for tea again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

And I'm supposed to be impressed that a person several years older than myself, who has already been through university and is apparently a lawyer man thingo is able to do things like that?
Nup, sorry. Failing to see the achievement.

:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

oh go and shit in a petri dish, digeridoo girl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

that's a very niche fetish you have there, Q

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

i like to pretend rolf's blowing the digeridoo on my balls

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Does he know where it is yet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

name that tune
can you guess what it is yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Is it "Slower Than A Cow" by The Wonderstuff?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

...if only you could reach the keyboard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

And yet somehow I manage it.
It's a victory indeed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

....for metre long head dobbers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

the garlic bread and pizza thing is a tough one
you go somewhere like fire and stone, right, where one of the starters is hot mini baguettes with ali oli or pesto or chilli dip or houmous. amazing. but then you have pizzas with parmesan baked right into the crust. and dips like tzatziki and sour cream and BBQ sauce. the starter is reeeeeeally going to take the edge off that. so what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Eat the fucking lot
/fatfuck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

That's what I did tonight!
Stomach says no, brain says yesssssss.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

it puts me off though
i think the choice is either: chilli and coriander mushrooms with ali oli dip and then a pizza. OR have the bread with the houmous and pesto, but then a salad or pasta.

all of which you have to share, because their portions are fucking mahoosive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

pussy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

you have to leave room for the ice cream cookie sandwiches, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

pfffft
Like I don't have room to spare
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

contrary to their 90s advertising jingle
i had 3 cornettos last night

:/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)