Nice one
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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:22, 84 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

when are you getting mod powers then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

already got 'em
BAM! you're banned 4 lyf
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

you really are bored today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

it's been very slow here and offline

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

has malc turned up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

malc's on leave, tricky's the skiver

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Has Tricky turned up?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

sort of, the new owners are coming in to the office to see him
he's gone out with one of our solicitors for a meeting, without telling anyone.

clever
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

You run such a professional company

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

not my company anymore
it's a 'going concern', meaning i have to 'get the fuck out of here' before they find out they've bought a pile of shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I've been pretty busy today
but even so, this place has been a morgue recently.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Maybe if you would have a melt down for us

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

i treid so hard, Naked Ape :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

you really did
I mean many of us did, but these fuckers just won't go fully mental
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

l8rs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

pot8ers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

disasterbators

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I'm still reading Money.
Next up, I'm rereading Atomised.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

medal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

thanks bbz.
Alternatively, as this place is so moribund, I'm simply sharing some IRL factoids with y'all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

shouldn't you be working
here's a factoid for you, factoid is one of my most hated words. OIt reminds me of Steve Wright
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

lunchtime innit
And I have finished eating.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)

what did you eat, I had a cold meatball sub as there is no microwave here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

sammiches and some strawberries.
It was well nom.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I'm reading this,
it's great www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/joris-luyendijk-banking-blog/2012/mar/06/welcome-banking-blog
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

looks interesting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I not gonna get to see the Olympic flame today as I have to pick up the sprog
I'm a little sad about thyis
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

BEST THREAD EVER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I having a 'reduced fat' tuna & cucumber sammich really being good?
I'm going with yes.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

you fat fuck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

WHAT!!!??!!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Right I'm calling it
/OT time of death recorded here.

RIP 4 Eva in rhartz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

am I really a massive troll?
Or is my comedic schtick just quenderously misunderstood?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Nope, not a troll
Comedic schtick = tedious ramblings which we understand well enough
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

irony is surely your best friend.
I mean, I could do something tremendously innovative and deeply amusing like copy the usernames of other posters on the forum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I was quite satisfied with your reply till you edited it
succinct and aloof. A good job I thought. Trust you first instincts plummers, they're usually the best ones.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

thanks Al.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

That al thing was disproved feckin yonks ago plumberoo, do keep up

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Company conference call is on at the moment.
Lots and lots of guff. All I care about is whether or not I'm getting a bonus this year, not what strategies we're using to gain new clients.

Why can't there be a conference call for people who're just here to do a job, get paid and go home? :(
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

that's the way to the top, you go girlfriend!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I don't want to get to the top of this company.

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

They're talking about business pipelines delivering healthy margins now.
Uggggghhh
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I'll deliver healthy margins into your pipeline in a minute, sonny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Those people dont do conference calls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

i have vegetarian lasagne with feta and asparagus and spinach and peas
it is pretty nice. well spotted.

needs MOAR MUSHROOMS though. everything in life is improved by the addition of mushrooms. and a bit of chilli.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

That last sentence is the most sensible thing you're ever said

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

yeah I guess so.
I have had pizza and garlic bread and a little bit of a chocolate gu thingo. I feel like a massive internet fatty, so I'm going to bully you all even worse, to compensate for my low self esteem.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

shut it, fatchops

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

You'll always be hated here.
A schizophrenic, maladjusted little troll like you? Yup. Forever in your mother's basement.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

"maladjusted"
good word
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

i like this
however, i feel the need to point out that while i may be schizophrenic and maladjusted, my mother has no basement and i own some prime real estate in kensington

while you are nothing but a weak and pathetic student in a country that no-one respects
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

The bench outside McDonalds is not "prime" Q

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

IT IS IF I SAY IT IS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

McQ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

ahahhah, genuine massive LOL here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Man I wish I could click "I Like This" more than once.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

can't you?
i always do. on some posts anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

woooo real life to get in the way now!
going to go molest my visitor.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Vicar coming for tea again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

And I'm supposed to be impressed that a person several years older than myself, who has already been through university and is apparently a lawyer man thingo is able to do things like that?
Nup, sorry. Failing to see the achievement.

:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

oh go and shit in a petri dish, digeridoo girl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

that's a very niche fetish you have there, Q

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

i like to pretend rolf's blowing the digeridoo on my balls

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Does he know where it is yet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

name that tune
can you guess what it is yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Is it "Slower Than A Cow" by The Wonderstuff?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

...if only you could reach the keyboard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

And yet somehow I manage it.
It's a victory indeed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

....for metre long head dobbers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

the garlic bread and pizza thing is a tough one
you go somewhere like fire and stone, right, where one of the starters is hot mini baguettes with ali oli or pesto or chilli dip or houmous. amazing. but then you have pizzas with parmesan baked right into the crust. and dips like tzatziki and sour cream and BBQ sauce. the starter is reeeeeeally going to take the edge off that. so what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Eat the fucking lot
/fatfuck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

That's what I did tonight!
Stomach says no, brain says yesssssss.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

it puts me off though
i think the choice is either: chilli and coriander mushrooms with ali oli dip and then a pizza. OR have the bread with the houmous and pesto, but then a salad or pasta.

all of which you have to share, because their portions are fucking mahoosive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

pussy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

you have to leave room for the ice cream cookie sandwiches, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

pfffft
Like I don't have room to spare
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

contrary to their 90s advertising jingle
i had 3 cornettos last night

:/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Afternoon all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

NORM!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah, whadup G?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I now own shoes!
Go me, what a playa
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Fresh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I HAVE STARTED A NEW THREAD

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)