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	 There's also the time Lampers lamped him. That was LOL.
	There's also the time Lampers lamped him. That was LOL.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:14,
	
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	 I have a feeling that's why crow doesn't post here anymore. Too afraid.
	I have a feeling that's why crow doesn't post here anymore. Too afraid.
 	
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	 He can't post with broken wrists.
	He can't post with broken wrists.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:18,
	
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	 I heard he had to have them splinted.
	I heard he had to have them splinted.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:18,
	
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	 Crow's wrists resemble a pigeon's head when you snap the tendons in their legs.
	Crow's wrists resemble a pigeon's head when you snap the tendons in their legs.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:20,
	
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	 I imagine whenever he does anything wrong
	I imagine whenever he does anything wrong
 	he's all like "oh gosh and darn, I brike that thing in the hice"
and she's all like "Woi Oi oightta...*shakes fist*"
and he's all "nnngg ...*cower*"
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:23,
	
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	 I also imagine this.
	I also imagine this.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:26,
	
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	 Does she beat him?
	Does she beat him?
 	I heard she beats him if he doesn't do what he's told.
I heard she has a sock full of seville oranges that she uses to beat him.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:18,
	
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	 I'm not saying that's what happened. I'm just saying I wouldn't be suprised.
	I'm not saying that's what happened. I'm just saying I wouldn't be suprised.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:19,
	
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	 They're actually snooker balls
	They're actually snooker balls
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:20,
	
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	 I heard they're actually her testicles.
	I heard they're actually her testicles.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:20,
	
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	 That's me. And it's tangerines.
	That's me. And it's tangerines. 
 	
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 chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor
 chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:30,
	
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	 Yeah, but you don't hit PJM over the head with them
	Yeah, but you don't hit PJM over the head with them
 	you just force feed him until he shits himself.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:39,
	
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	 Because that's more entertaining
	Because that's more entertaining
 	And I'm all about the entertainment.
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 chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor
 chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:42,
	
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	 I've just been offered the job I interviewed for today.
	I've just been offered the job I interviewed for today.
 	Should I have a beer in the garden?
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:43,
	
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	 I think you ought to have TWO beers
	I think you ought to have TWO beers
 	Go on, push the boat out.
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 chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor
 chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46,
	
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	 Oh, go on then... twist me arm.
	Oh, go on then... twist me arm.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:48,
	
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	 Absolutely. Several.
	Absolutely. Several. 
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46,
	
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	 The answer to "should I have a beer in the garden"
	The answer to "should I have a beer in the garden"
 	Is always "fucking yes", DG.
Unless it's "should I have wine, beer or gin in the garden?"
In which case it's "all fucking three, motherfucker"
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46,
	
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	 You can keep the gin.
	You can keep the gin.
 	The other two, however, I'm all over like a dose of the pox.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:47,
	
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	 To think I respected you.
	To think I respected you.
 	And you don't even like gin.
For shame.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
	
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	 Never acquired a taste for it. Same with whisky / whiskey. Can't stand the stuff.
	Never acquired a taste for it. Same with whisky / whiskey. Can't stand the stuff.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54,
	
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	 WELL TRY HARDER.
	WELL TRY HARDER.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55,
	
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	 SHAN'T! I've tried and succeeded enough for one fucking day.
	SHAN'T! I've tried and succeeded enough for one fucking day.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08,
	
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	 Unless it's fucking tipping it down
	Unless it's fucking tipping it down
 	then the beer might get diluted
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
	
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	 It's proper bollocks stuck to inner thigh weather here.
	It's proper bollocks stuck to inner thigh weather here.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
	
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	 Ah, yes, the weakness in the argument.
	Ah, yes, the weakness in the argument.
 	I was assuming it wasn't raining. And that there actually was a garden, for that matter
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
	
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	 We have a garden. And see above.
	We have a garden. And see above.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53,
	
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	 Get hammered and ring them back
	Get hammered and ring them back
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:48,
	
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	 Good work. Beer it is.
	Good work. Beer it is.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:49,
	
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	 Luckily I still have six bottles of Wychwood ales left in the kitchen
	Luckily I still have six bottles of Wychwood ales left in the kitchen
 	what I purchased from Aldi on Friday for the princely sum of £2.99 per four pack.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
	
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	 I have some stout that's been bottle conditioning for about a week... maybe it'll be ready.
	I have some stout that's been bottle conditioning for about a week... maybe it'll be ready.
 	
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	 Only one way to find out, eh?
	Only one way to find out, eh?
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
	
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