Cola bottles are the bestest ever. Easy choice.
Then: foam bananas/prawns
And: Kit Kat

Alt: Driiiinks. No work tomorrow, hurray!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The girl sitting across the way from me has a skirt on.
She's got better legs than either of us, DiT :(
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I highly doubt that.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

No, really.
I'm disgusted.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

HILARIOUS STRIKETHROUGH OPPORTUNITY!
disgusted wanking like a performing gibbon
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

One thing about summer weather
I'm seeing all sorts of people in a new light.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

night vision?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Given half a chance.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

He's got a new bulb in his 'special basement'

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

euphemism for butt-plug

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Imagining them naked?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Sometimes you barely need to.
I saw a woman this morning at the bootsale who was just about wearing Daisy Dukes and a tube top. She wasn't exactly overweight, but it still wasn't the kind of body you needed to see in that much quantity.

Well, unless you were an autistic virgin with colour coded wanking socks, I suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

"autistic virgin with colour coded wanking socks"
djtp?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

LOL JK - I *heart* djtp

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Where i used to work
the town specialised in whales in thongs. First hint of summer they'd all come out, sat wolfing their pasties with 3 acres of flossed bum crack hanging out.
I'm convinced there must be a reverse version of that body dismorphia thing that anorexics have, where whales are convinced they look like Cindy Crawford.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

mmm
pasties
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

*cums in this pear*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I meant to click reply to say "another joke I don't get"
but I clicked "I like this" by mistake.

Clarification: I do not like this.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You're an idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Coming from you, that's downright fucking insulting.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Fucking dis custed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Foam bananas can fuck off, then when they get there can fuck off some more
Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until they get back here. then fuck off again.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You disappoint me, Nakers.
Next you'll be saying you don't like cycling... oh.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

OH MAN IT'S LIKE 'THE THICK OF IT' IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

FUCK! BLOODY! GOSH DANG IT YOU EFFING FANNY!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Shit the shit off and bloody bugger yourself in the bum while you're doing it!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SWEARS A LOT!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER LIKES CHILDREN IN THE NUDDY.
Actually, that's not funny at all.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

POTD
I am lolling HARD right now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I don't get it.
And I've seen The Thick of It.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Chris Langham
got caught doing a Glitter/Townsend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Oh
He wasn't the main character, though.

Death's Head was.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

So you prefer chocolate starfish?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)