good evening quenderinos
I'm sitting on a hotel terrace overlooking the Rhine enjoying a beer. I've just eaten a grilled chicken breast stuffed with prawns covered in a passionfruit sauce - all on expenses. I may have a croissant later. How's your evening?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:29, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

DON'T MENTION THE WAR, CAP!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)

You started it, you invaded Poland!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)

If I have enough of this excellent beer I might re-enact the famous Fawlty Towers restaurant scene
'Who's this, who's this then eh'? *goose steps round the bar*m
Might be a bit 'off' considering I'm in Remagen! Y'know, where they used to have a bridge?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)

You really have gone too far this time

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Shit off FreeFair.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Why do you keep calling me that?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Because you appear to have political views which perfectly correlate with his.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Where's the politics in a "bridge too far" joke?
By that logic Captain Placid is also Freefair
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Alright ta.
I have never been to Germany.

There are loads of excellent techno producers and DJs from Germany. I approve.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I used to live there for a bit.
I hated every minute of it. Mind you I was only about five at the time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:32, Reply)

I'm delivering the 'pool car' back
Home on the train tomorrow, should be quicker than getting here. The motorways in Belgium were snarled up with broken-down cars and caravans with punctures! I passed (luckily on the other side) a 30km line of stationary traffic-all this in 33 deg heat!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)

OH god that sounds grim.
Sorry, but it does. ALL WRONG.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)

I thought that too
Passionfruit will overpower the prawns
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:14, Reply)

The sauce was very light and delicately perfumed
Ooh get me! I'll be challenging Heston Blimmin'eck in the pretentious food category next!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)