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Going home on the bus threadI think children should be banned from going to school as the roads are so much clearer at rush hour without them.
Thai red cuzza for dinner, I think I only have brown rice though.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:37,
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Ronely,, I am so ronelyEven Kim Jong Un is married now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:44,
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Hello ApersAre you going to be a not-spastic and come out for a beer one of these days?
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:46,
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we've all seen the b4sh photoscool kids don't b4sh
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:48,
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Maybe, but I don't get out as much as I used to as you can imagineSo rare time I am free there is no b4shing...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:51,
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being the supreme ruler of a country where women are taught from birth that your family is practically divineDoes seem to be a good way to pick up chicks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:05,
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alrightnot much happening. might mop the kitchen. Or make more arts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:00,
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I'm in the pub And I've got a pint
I see no obvious flaws with this plan.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:59,
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yupthat checks out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:00,
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Woo!You should go to the offy and get some cider.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:03,
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nahI've got a couple of trees full of apples to get through
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:05,
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It's quite enjoyable, cringeworthy in lots of pLaces(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:33,
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Evening all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:21,
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I got gazzed by Ken Oath to ask if I really do hate Australians.
It was quite lol.
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HaahahhahahhaaIt's was a magic moment in b3ta and I was there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:24,
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Nah, cos he was totally trolling! You got well made up!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:26,
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OMG how silly do I feel now 8((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:27,
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Evening ApePasta bolognaise for me tonight, not bad at all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:31,
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Sounds ok but to hot for Pasta bolognaise,I'm going to have a nice salad with a char griled Red snapper served with pickled peppers and onions
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:35,
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If you put that in a sandwich that'd be pretty groundbreaking in the field of sandwiches, just putting that idea out there(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:35,
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Best Sub-thread of the day(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:37,
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he could patent his unique method of making this sandwich, if he ever made it, before someone else got in there first(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:38,
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$$ Cha-ching $$(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:38,
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You da man lets patent that mo-fo(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:39,
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It's deffo 'new', I mean nobody else would ever have considered it before, like spag bol into a sandwich fuck right off, so there's your inventive stepand it's probably capable of being made use of in an industry.
Patents office here we come
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:44,
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Put it in a sub sandwich and WALLAH, winner.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:37,
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so what i'm saying is if you put that between two bits of bread nobody will ever have done that before(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:37,
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Yes Rory, I get that point, you've repeated it enough times now.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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soz, I been getting a hard time of it todayi've had my profile 'hacked', abuse, pictures, and worst of all limericks and poems man
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:49,
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Well it couldn't be me my dads a policeman(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:26,
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I hav'nt had chance to re-look at the epic flounce/ unflounce since1.30pmishI may re-read it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:47,
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It's ok, I've been told it was the result of massive drinking of TWELVE pints(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:51,
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Woah, the QOTW that just keeps giving(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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Look, Nakers, I know you're in awe of Rorybut signing off your reply to him with four kisses is just a tad bent.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:20,
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That's practically fucking rape, that is.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:29,
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didn't we have the fucking rape question yesterday?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:14,
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Eve's DG (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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'Ning.Not here long, dinner's nearly ready.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:29,
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Evenin'Bath time done, last feed done and now it's wine time!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:57,
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I think it's a credit to your parents that you're able to bathe and feed yourself, Apey.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:32,
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Basic spelling and grammar is another matter of course, but you can't have everything.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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Oh man.All this trolling has got me down, I got bullied by Swipe as well, she joked about my stammer.
I've been in tears all day.
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I have just learnt that all mops are not created equalthis has filled me with rage and I am now prejudice against these shit mops. One could call be a hoMOPhobic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:01,
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only if your mop is a Ho(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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I think this one isit is well dirty
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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The best of all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:13,
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I have spare time - a precious commoditySo I might just take up the doggerel challenge on QOTW.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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Ask Jeffers for tips(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:09,
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I thought you died of a drugs overdose in February?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:26,
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That was Disasterprone, you spastic.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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Oh NakersThat was disasterprone.
You fancy a pint at the Tap on Tuesday?
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Sure thing, not confirmed my trip yet though Also are you around during the day, as I'll be gone in the afternoon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:44,
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MaybeI probably have to go to Huddersfield about a marketing job. How often are you in York, and for what purpose?
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Work, I have a big client up thereWho I do marketing for, what are the chances!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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Who do you do marketing for?I specialise in below the line, creative delivery, communications, creative briefing and copywriting. I'm Diploma qualified with the CIM as well.
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You are far more qualified than me!I work in grocery retail and shopper marketing, hence why I knew better than chompy the other day.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:28,
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good evening quenderinosI'm sitting on a hotel terrace overlooking the Rhine enjoying a beer. I've just eaten a grilled chicken breast stuffed with prawns covered in a passionfruit sauce - all on expenses. I may have a croissant later. How's your evening?
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DON'T MENTION THE WAR, CAP!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:30,
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If I have enough of this excellent beer I might re-enact the famous Fawlty Towers restaurant scene'Who's this, who's this then eh'? *goose steps round the bar*m
Might be a bit 'off' considering I'm in Remagen! Y'know, where they used to have a bridge?
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Because you appear to have political views which perfectly correlate with his.(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Where's the politics in a "bridge too far" joke? By that logic Captain Placid is also Freefair
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Alright ta.I have never been to Germany.
There are loads of excellent techno producers and DJs from Germany. I approve.
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I used to live there for a bit.I hated every minute of it. Mind you I was only about five at the time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:32,
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I'm delivering the 'pool car' backHome on the train tomorrow, should be quicker than getting here. The motorways in Belgium were snarled up with broken-down cars and caravans with punctures! I passed (luckily on the other side) a 30km line of stationary traffic-all this in 33 deg heat!
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OH god that sounds grim.Sorry, but it does. ALL WRONG.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:45,
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I thought that tooPassionfruit will overpower the prawns
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:14,
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The sauce was very light and delicately perfumedOoh get me! I'll be challenging Heston Blimmin'eck in the pretentious food category next!
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I have beered on the roof againbut now I have no beer. On the flipside, drinking beer every night is a slippery slope to alcoholism.
That's why I've switched to gimlets. I need some proper gimlet glasses though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:05,
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Evening allI am full of smoked bacon, courgette and Creme fraiche pasta and now out with the pooch
It has been decided that we are off to Alnwick castle on Saturday. This is good
My only concern is if there is beer in the house
*crosses fingers*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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Fuck you and your NOMMYNESSdamn stop outfooding me.
BTW evening
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:14,
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I've booked in my heart attack for October(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:15,
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Collins is signed OFFICIAL(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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He is the archetypal 100%erJust don't expect him to make a successful pass. Ever
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:17,
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I have prawn red curry, with baby corn and mange toutWith coconut rice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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Not made a red curryWill rectify this soon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:18,
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I use the recipe on the BBC website, easy!There are quite a few ingredients but that's the case with all cuzzas!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:20,
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nakkers you still got the red chillie stuck, if so wipe it with a green chillie to remove any burning sensations**may not actually work
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:22,
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It is quietly throbbing now, it's not unpleasant *ponders*
*tries*
*screams*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:24,
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HAhahhahahahhaha.What you need my son, is a papercut and lemon and vinagar, to rub in it.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:26,
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He never mentioned he's drinking Rose with it at all evah(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:18,
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My Red Snapper was nice, thanks for asking(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:20,
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Yep akin to hake(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:32,
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Can to compare it to something that isn't fish?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:39,
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It's very nice and very good with the red curry(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:22,
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Sipping from the furry cup of rose(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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Make sure you uncross before you pop them up your bum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:14,
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Beer, courgette or castle?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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portcullislolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:17,
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I have doggereled.I quite enjoyed it. Haven't doggereled for a while.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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EEEEeeeeerrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm.Hope you didn't drive into snappy snaps on your way back.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:25,
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He just wanted his holiday photos back before the papers got themWe can all relate to that, I'm sure.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:28,
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FUCKING HELL ITS YOU !!!!I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FROM SMACK !!! Welcome back mate
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:27,
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He aint dead, just been mainveining puffer fishZombie high
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:28,
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There seems to be a tad of confusion between me and a dead smack addict. To clarify - I don't do smack and I'm not dead.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:30,
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So who's the dead smackhead if it ent you?Do you reckon your internet buds would leave it five months before bothering to find out if you were dead or not?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:32,
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I can safely say that I'm not in any way dead(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:34,
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BRAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:35,
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cool, we need all the posters we can get these dayssinking ship and all that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:35,
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*Hangs the albatross around rorys neck*Colleridgelolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:37,
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Better stuff to do most nightsBut I still feel contractually obliged to launch into my patented brand of tedium occasionally.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:42,
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I still like darths answer to the news."Ohhh I wondered why he never answered my texts for the last 6 months".
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:35,
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just be thankful he didn't jump on the choo choo grieftrain from congleton(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:36,
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DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DIARY(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:48,
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Two pints of milk pleaseohhhhhh your not a dairy.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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Choo choo train is riding Pasadenaslolz *twice in one week*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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Will someone start a new thread please. It's not my turn I did the last one, last night.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:44,
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We should totally make sporty do it.Don't let TD do it he will talk about drugs and near death things
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:47,
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See how they run and hide now?Chickens *shakes fist*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:48,
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