I just ate some avocado houmous.
No idea such a thing existed. Not very good breakfast food but jolly nom all the same.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:18, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have the red pepper one ready for lunch
Avocado one sounds a bit gay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Isn't houmous gay anyway?
take away u and us and you have?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

You mousse?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Another euphemism like man-gravy?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Man fat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

No thanks, I've eaten already

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I'll be the judge of that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

No, I really have

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

you're still alive :(
I've got my tribute thread all ready, chop chop
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Think of this week as a tribute tour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

See also Roger's Profanisaurus
pages 10,12,16,18,22,25....etc, in fact nearly every page.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Sneaky Hitler is today's favourite "Roger"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Avocado houmous sounds gay
Chilli houmous is not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Great story, Bro.
You will be challenging Poppet for the pointless post prize.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I'm rather proud of it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

You can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

...and freeze the mo'fo, for later use in 'the bedroom'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

A la Kroney.
I totally won my company quiz last night.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I would expect nothing less from you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

To be fair
it was the minimum requirement.

I also managed to get drunk and go on about how big the CEO's house is. In front of him. And everyone else. Twerp.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

It'd be worse if white powder was falling out of your nose to compliment a streak of piss down your trousers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Were you there?
I kept catching the white snot trail with my tongue which was grossing people out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

You only get to keep your job because everyone still enjoys the novelty of being sucked off by a fat harry potter

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Expellius Spunkypants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

You've seen my old travelcard photo haven't you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I scanned it after you left it at mine.
How does it feel to be an internet meme?


(I didn't really)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Thanks M8TE.
You are now banned from the Gryffindor common room.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Avacados are bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)