Or indeed to norwich

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Norwich is lovely and, more importantly,
it's not full of fucking Brummies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

And if you get divorced you're still brother and sister, right?
I went to some little village near Norwich just once. I was sharing a room with my friend. The evil middle aged inbreds running the guesthouse assumed we were lezzers and were really quite rude to us. We LoL'd. Then on the Sunday I went home and my mate's black bf arrived to spend the next 2 days with her. Turned out if there was one thing they liked less than lesbians, it was African men. Really horrible cunts they were.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Norfolk does have chronic blacklack
In fairnes, they assumed you were a lesbian because you look like a lesbian
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Only in your dreams
Put that puckered quivering arsehole away, nobody's going to kiss it for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I'm sure I don't know what you mean
I assume it's some kind of lezzer code
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Something like that
But less lezzers and more your shameful bumhumming ways
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

You've got African men written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

In spunk?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

You are so hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I try

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Hahaha.
Northern bird slagging off Notts Norwich bloke.

*ironylols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Cheshire darling
If they'd let you in, I'd have shown you round
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

In the immortal words of Groucho Marx
I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

What about club biscuits?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

What about club foot?
TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC DOWN!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Late night last night, was it darling??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)

he does seem a little manic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Like a big coke powered firework

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I love fireworks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I remember winning a quiz
drinking lots of wine and finger banging a colleague.

After that it's all a blur.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Finger banging a....
.... But you work in the insurance industry. All your colleagues are men!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

And your point is?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Meh
Good work shitfinger

(Shirley bassey's less successful etc)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Was she the fat office bike from finance?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

All the women in my office are fat bikes.
Except for two, who are just bikes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

dunno dude, AA's congleton, thye're not that discerning

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

My sister in law is from near there
How she laughs when my brother calls it mongleton
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)