New thread time.
I've got no idea what to ask, so please just post random nonsense, sort of like /talk, but with a bit more style.
Alt, lunch.
Alt alt, your best conspiracy theory.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:42, 55 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You know the new Go Compare adverts?
That's because the singer was being sent death threats.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Excellent effort.

( Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

No lunch as I finish work at 2 today as it's the last Friday of the month
altalt: that you are actually legoland, who is actually Al, who is actually bert.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

yes please!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I went there once as a kid.
Didn't exactly live up to the hype.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Why, wasn't there any Lego there or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

he probably wanted Power GAYngers, the fucking cuntchildHOOR

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

FUCK YOU
I went on a propellor plane to Denmark to go to the real Legoland and it was fuckin awesome, i've not had so much fun since until me, the rugby club and your mum visited that butter factory.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Getting rid of QOTW was just the first step to encourage a Battle Royale style culling of the Lurkers.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

RoyAAAALE wid' cheeeese

( Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

More like Lord of the Flies, but where all the characters are Piggy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Piggy was ace.
The fat cunt.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

that movie is so fucking shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

It's a book you retard.
Also, which part of America are you from, with your fucking 'movie' you fucking 'wankie'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I am aware that it is a book, the book is good as I remember
more recently I watched the film/movie/talkie and it was shit, uber shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

There was a British film from the 60s I think, which was close to the book.
The Merican remake was bollocks.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I'm talking about the old B&W film, it's shit
as are all B&W films
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah fuck YOU Harold Lloyd, you're SHIT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

A tad unfair.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Colour is better than B&W fact

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

this is one of the stupidest things ever written, like ever

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

would perfer to see in black and white rather than colour?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Holocaust pics?
So much more 'arty' that way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

B&W printing is much easier
and it's much easier to make a B&W picture look good. As proved by ALL OF FLICKR at the moment, it's not as easy to do interesting colour photography
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

but how will you know when they're gone?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Videocam duuuh.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I was about to post my own but I'll piggyback in yours instead.
What did you last volunteer to do?

I volunteered to be part of the company Health & Safety team.

Alt: Would you rather wash out a day old mug with cuppa-soup crustiness or have a conference call over a fuzzy line? I'm doing both today.

Altalt: What song would like like played as you head toward the flames/grave/compost heap?

In reply to yours:

Alt: Company BBQ
ALtalt: The one with Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

H&S? are you some sort of perishing left footer? Are youa nancy boy, a shirtlifter and dip sticker a nonce?
alt: couldn't give a single solitary flying fuck.

altalt: i'd have you mum singing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Ok then
Lunch- egg sandwich.
Best conspiracy theory- I don't have any, or believe in any, considering I'm not a dense idiotic brain-wrong.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

don't have any, or believe in any, considering I'm not a am a bent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

It's either the Jews or the Mossies.
I've read the Zion Protocols, and believe them as fact.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Best conspiracy theory ever by far:
www.orgoneblasters.com/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Those space chicks can have a go on my "organ blaster"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I need one of those!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Cannellini bean bruschetta
I went outside. You know when they give recommended times to be out in the sun? Mine's down to about 1 minute 30 I reckon.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Hah! GINGE!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

not that bad
those guys are on 1 minute
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Meh, you're either a Ginge, or a half Ginge, either way, once I'm in charge, it's the camp for you.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

neither
but melanin is for chumps, I'd side with those guys in a fight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I liked her in the Boddington's ads, but that show with Des O'Connor wasn't the best.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I tried the bagels from the world of kosha instead of the cockfoster delectecent, one is toasting now.
I'm having it with some chopped liver for lunch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Bleurgh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Don't knock it 'till you try it.
It's well nice, its just chopped up chicken livers with onion and spices. Not too disimilar to haggis.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Gonz liver is fucking rank

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

You silly boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I've not had it, actually. Haggis however is fucking ace.
I had a haggis scotch egg a few weeks back that was mega-nom to the power of nom.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

this sounds great, where was it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Broadway Market.
If you weren't such a gay prick I could get you one and meet you for a beer and give it to you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I don't mind liveer pate, or haggis or thngs like that, but as a solid lump of flesh, bleugh
I suspect "school liver" has scarred me for life
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I'm sorry, I read that as 'I am a gay prick'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

is this not true of all my posts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

That was the first one I've actually read all the way through.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

livers are for metabolising alcohol, not eating

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

You silly boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)