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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bored of that now.
So the person lighting the torch is a big secret so far.

What british celebrity do you think will do it? I think Pippa middleton will light it from a fart from her famous arse.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:07, 87 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'd like to think that they're going to set Noel Edmonds and/or Jeremy Kyle alight, and fire them into the bowl from a distance.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I think it should be lit by britains best celebrity export.
Mr Bean.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
"Young John Major"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I'd like to think
that you are terminally ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Only because you fantasize about getting bummed off zombies.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
No I don't. You've made a mistake.

Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
You subscribe to Big Gay Zombie Monthly
And roll it into a tube that you shove up yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
No I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
You don't even use lube.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Jonathan King.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
'Ains' 'awooga' Harriott

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Prick with a fork

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
HimJim.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I hope it's not some prick who's been wounded in Afghanistan or some shit like that.
Or a spaz kid with cancer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Disasterprone.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Best Lolympics EVA

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
It could be Batman
and I still wouldn't be interested. Does my complete apathy about the Olympics mean there's something wrong with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Seriously.
He could ride in on Pegasus whilst shooting chocolate money from his eyeballs and I'd be completely bored by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
You're so edgy and cool.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
You say that in a tone of sarcasm,
but I actually am.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I also have great legs.
(pretty good bum too, but I'm way too polite to mention it)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
shut up, if that happened as if you wouldn't be all up in that flying horse shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I'd love to see a pegasus

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
staple an eagle to a shetland pony
job done
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
will need pretty big staples

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
do i look like fucken Rexel?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Don't you mean Stable LOLOLOLOL

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Don't you mean cock LOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
COCK you mean COCK CCOCOCOCOCOCK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a quote from bbc news
which has me chuckling at my desk
"Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt narrowly avoided hitting a group of women with a handbell after it flew off the handle on HMS Belfast during the co-ordinated ringing - he called the moment a "classic" "
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Guardian have gone with
"jeremy Hunt almost hits woman with olympic bell end"

nice work, guardian.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
*wrings hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

w
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Just needs
almost hits woman with is an
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Giant haystacks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
it's going to be me
but I'm running late. Everyone can wait, right?

BTW, we all know it's The Doctor, we saw it a few years ago, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
God that was a shit episode.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I find this highly unlikely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Oh? You don't like Dr Who?
I am shocked and stunned at this response
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
it wasn't that one with a paving slab, mind
that one made me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Bashar Assad should do it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
songs about cops today please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
ooooo cops
oooooocopscopscops

copcopcopcophe'sacopcopcopcop

oooooo cops

COPS! yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
we've done Bad Boys
Fuck tha police
sound of da police
i fought the law
state trooper
highwayman
radar gun
breakin the law
police on my back

??
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Bohemian rap-sheet

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
no psychochomp
NO
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
That's what they all say.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
"Feeling woozy....need to lie down...."

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Supergrass 'Caught by the Fuzz'
Elvis Costello 'Watching the Detectives'
'House Arrest' by Krush something?
'We Are Detective' by Thomson Twins
'Police and Thieves' by Junior Murvin
'Lock Up' by Zero B
'Police Officer' by Smiley Culture RIP
'Been Caught Stealing' by Jane's Addiction
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
thx bbz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Neigh problemo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Will there be a select committee into why the Olympics went from 150 notes to 12 billion and all the other hidden costs

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I think a four year enquiry needs to be launched RIGHT NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I think a four year cock needs to be launched RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
thanks for ruining my serious insight into the olympics and the arch criminal Seb Coe 'Mr. Edgy'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
NO PROBLEM
totes sticking it to the man
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Yeah thanks 'Edgy Grant'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
It's going to be Peter Sutcliffe.
Peter Sutcliffe baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
That girl and her dog from britains got talent.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Jade Goody's Widower.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I believe it was to be Pete Townshend
But he hasn't quite finished that book on Paedophiles that he was researching.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Matthew Kelly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
WellI've only ever seen her arse covered up.
It would be better with maybe just a spunk ridden thong hitched up it. That would be classy, and do Team GBR proud.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Ben Hardwick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
George Osbourn, he could light it with OUR MONEY!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
That one off The Only Way is Essex

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
the one with the vjazzaling?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
You're not narrowing it down

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
it was everything I knew about that program

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
No, the other one

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
i LOVE* her


*ok, i'd hit it and quit it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Katie Price
would just about sum this country up.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
It should be Kroney and he can do it with his arms crossed and one of those frowns that take so much effort to keep going.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
How would I light anything with my arms crossed?
Think man, think.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
with your COCK, obviously.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Oh sorry "Edgy Murphy"
most people could have a torch in the hand even when crossed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
David Icke.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I really want to hear his take on the olympics.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
It'll be just the same as Lord Coe's, but with MOAR lizards

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Frankie Boyle follows David Icke on Twitter
He retweeted his thoughts on the Olympics last night. I have to say he's not helping himself.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I bet it's Noel Edmonds.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
It should be David Bowie

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
They should set fire to Simon weston's face and then he can headbutt the Olympic flame alight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Micheal Barrymore bumming the dried out corpse of Diana until it combusts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Geoff Capes using a flock of flaming budgies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I think they should balance the torch on the side of the big flame thing
Then Brian Blessed will shout at it from the other side of the stadium until it falls in.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

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