there is no question?
where is the question? pls to provide a question?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:10, 9 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

what is the time?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)

time battered asked a decent question?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Can Monty borrow a few grand?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)

yes, i think you should lend it to him
0% interest and first repayment date 01/01/3001.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I ain't subsidising the Columbian export market!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I was asked to start a thread. This request did not include a requirement for a question to be included.
I hope this clarifies this matter for you and fully answers your questions.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

well, it's part of qotw
therefore i expect a q. if you want statement of the week, i think you'll find it somewhere up your own arse.

i hope that this will encourage you to reconsider your approach and start playing properly.

lots of love,

swipe QC
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Given the flatus I've expelling today you wouldn't want to anywhere near my arse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

this is true of pretty much everyone's arse, to be fair
the not wanting to hang around it, not the ghastly trumpet. THAT is unique to you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I think it's a reaction to all the delicious seafood I had last week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

i think that none of us needed to know about it
but thanks for sharing, k
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)

QOTW is dead
Why do the talk people call it QFTW?
( Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

QUESTIONS FOR THE WEAK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I thought you said you couldn't take silk?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)

What's the capital of China?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)

urrrrgh
i was reading about foot-binding at the weekend and now you have reminded me of it. thanks for that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Plezsh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

they broke the fucking toes
and then the fucking arch and then bent the fucking toes into the fucking arch, and..... fuck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Shall I post a picture of a bound foot for you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)

NO
this is going to be right up there with AA's rabbit bullying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)

*sings Bright Eyes*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

that song makes me cry
only my tax bill and the tube in the morning can achieve that otherwise
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

t l
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Where do babies come from?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Who put the Ram in the Ramma Lamma Ding Dong?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

oh, NOW you're asking questions

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Well start answering them then FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS
I DON'T KNOW ALLLLL THE ANSWERS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Same person who put the penis in Penistone.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

and the bop-she-bop-she-bop
and the ram-a-lam-ading-dong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Who also named Fingringhoe

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Why can't dogs look up?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Oh great. It's you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I'd like to think that each of my posts makes your life a little bit more execrable.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I'd like to think you've just found out that you have an incurable tumour
and all your family have just been wiped out in a freak accident.

And that your wife is a parasol-wielding lolgoth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

you've just found out that you have an incurable tumour
and all your family have just been wiped out in a freak accident.

And that your wife is a parasol-wielding lolgoth.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

THIS MAKES SENSE!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I inspired the Talk Talk album.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Now I'm no TalkTalk expert
but I am pretty sure they haven't done an album called 'annoying turd'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)

It was an underground release.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, I go out of my front fucking door?
A: because I am well fit innit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Nah, you've probably just got some crumbs stuck in your hair.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)

because I am well fit innit. carrying a small bag of Trill to have for my lunch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Contains hemp seeds, fact fans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)