My gran used to read Mills and Boon.
They seemed to be obsessed with octors and nurses.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:01, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Damn those eight armed medical professionals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Shut up it's still early

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)

:p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)

what's an octor?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

They appear in plays in New Zealand.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)

bloody hell, I didn't realise New Zealand was cultured enough for plays to occur there!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

This from the country that gave us Neighbours

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

This from the woman who still watches it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

This from the man who wanks over "Toady" every night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Neighbours is awesome.
But it's hardly culture, is it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Fuck off, if I'd been able to, I would have banned it from ever being created.
Sick filth that it is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

And deny me my nightly Toady-wank?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I've clicked this so it ends up out of context on the popular page

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

As have I

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I love Neighbours.
You can't beat twenty minutes of shit telly to cheer you up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

yeah you can, it's called turn the tellybox off and have a wank.
Much more enjoyable and you actually get something out of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Perhaps, like me, she likes to wank while watching Neighbours
See above.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

my gran has a ton of ones about cowboys

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I have a theory that if you take "The Sultans forbidden Bride"
and cross out Sultan and Bride throughout and replace it with Emperor and Lover you can sell it as a new book. I believe that every Mills and Boon is the same book. The wife tells me that in nearly everyone the woman gets pregnant and they stay together
( Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I heard once they have writers' retreats for Mills and Boon writers.
At the beginning of the week they give you our characters' names, and at the end of the week you give them a written novel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I reckon I could write one
but I doubt there's any money in it
( Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)