One of those Willow Tree ornaments that my inlaws bought us for a wedding present.
I'm going to let the child play with it and accidentally smash it. I don't do ornaments, they're fucking pointless dustgatherers.

Alt: is there a song called "Narcissistic Prick"? No? Then I'll go with Insane in the Brain.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

what's a willow tree ornament?
Is it a windchime, i fucking hate wind chimes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

My ex has one.
I disabled it once. Next time I went round it had been moved.

Fucking clanky shitty fucking bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

i've got a wind chime

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I'm suprised you're here today I thought you'd been arrested
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19059127
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Jesus christ, is it now against the law to be an asshole
I read the tweets before the account was suspended and this is a load of fuss over nothing. If he wasn't Tom Daley the police would have done nothing, I read another tweet with the guy threatening to stab a critic in the throat. I bet that gets ignored.
( Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

There's being an asshole and saying "i'm going to find you and i'm going to drown you in the pool you cocky tw*t your a nobody people like you make me sick."

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

That's not what I read, I read he wrote "You've let your dad down you know that?"

( Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

and the kid was only 17
he was dicking about on the internet, slap on the wrists and a good telling off would do him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I had worse at school
I should have called the police
( Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Aye, that's what he started with
The rest of them
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Still don't see how its a police matter
Except saying your instead of you're
( Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Death threat to a celebrity usually gets them moving

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

is that what he said? also, what did he say about his dad?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

why would you assume that i'd bully someone over the death of their parent?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I fucking hate windchimes too.
Nah, it's a kind of faux-woodcarving pastel-coloured mawkish statuette that symbolises emotions such as "love" (mad and woman embracing), "learning" (girl figure reading a book), "family" (man, woman and child embracing - that's the one we have), and "clusterfuck" (man, woman, woman, man, donkey, man, woman). None of the figures have faces, just blank bits where faces should be, which works okay for the clusterfuck but is just kind of creepy for the rest.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Wind chimes are shit. As are 'dream catchers' and that kind of crap.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

clusterfuck nativity

surely?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Most of them were on their knees so I could have been mistaken.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I have a bunch of them.
My mum keeps buying me them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)