Gamer's corner
you OCD, fat, meat-lozenges.

After a hiatus I've booted up the windows gaming beast. Scary how many updates were in the pipeline.

I've been playing Borderlands. Stuck at "Skagzilla" if anyone's got some pointers.
Oh and Grimrock -http://www.grimrock.net
Might have to dig up some of my old "FPS Doug" episodes now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:00, 52 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What's this got to do with your okcupid account?
Did your wife see it before you deleted it?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

See here -
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1688236
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

some bloke called 'ringofrye' from Perth Australia used to have a really embarrassing okcupid account
that got deleted when I mentioned it, you wouldn't know who 'ringofrye' might be?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I haven't deleted my account.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

i've got some advice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Go on.
*Runs into the corner ready to slice the pie*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

start a thread with a question.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Is your pub family friendly?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

yes.
No high chairs or kids menus though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

That's cool
Got a week off soon, so we might come and bother you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

totally.
BASHBASHBASHBASH.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I read that to the tune of 'Another one bites the dust'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I completed that ages ago.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

he's from New Zealand,
Give him a break.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Auuusssstraaaya
Thang yew.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I hope you use different browsers.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Sorry, I don't understand a word of this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

snotty aussie virgin, unhappy in his current marriage, is shit at computer games.
There, easy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

*screenied*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Umm.
1 kid that looks a fuck of a lot like me.
Married for 13 yrs. together for a few more.
Search my username on the bf2/2142 leader boards.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

tick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Tock?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

even I don't know what you're talking about

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Games are for pricks. Ask a question about normal life.
If you've any experience of it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I did that by running away a lot.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Cheers.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Games are for shut ins and children
grow up then DYAAKY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Rubbish, chicks dig it
a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/375734_10151318970317576_1336173917_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

f course they do, that's why so many "gamers" are sexual tyranosaurs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

The gamers I've slept with have all been good.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

You've slept with Ringoffyre?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

No, that's just what he was left with afterwards

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

good virgins.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

i completed lego batman 2
i hope this helps
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I've started playing Fallout 3 and Red Alert 2 again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

i endorse this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

"Serious gamers"
sry.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I have angry birds on my phone and a racing game

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

An ice cold story right here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

it's the best i can do in a "gaming" thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

A very fair point.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I used to have a hand-held Space Invaders.
I was about 7.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

you mean those crisps?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

are they the ones which turned blue in your mouth?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

nah, you're thinking of blackjacks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Don't think so, they were pickled onion flavour iirc.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

ssdd

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I'm stuck on level 95 of Bubble Safari
tips etc appreciated.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

What a sad indictment of this site that I post this
and all the usual "flies to shit" posters comment, yet not 1 serious gamer has made a mention.
Bunch of whinging pom lamers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1688280
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

;P

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Level up as much as you can before you tackle him,
Make sure you have a couple of decent elemental weapons ( preferably corrosive)
Just keep moving, aiming for his mouth for critical hits.

Use your ability as much as possible as well.

Hope this helps.
(Funkwomble XBL and PSN DangerBoy73, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)